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kerble wrote:

Angus Jung wrote:

LAD wrote:Your ma's grub.

Gentle LAD, my ma was with Rosa Luxembourg at the barricades.

She would have resented your presupposition of oppressive, socially prescribed gender roles.

Funny, I heard your mom wouldn't be offended because she's a pig and forages at the bases of trees for grubs.

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My mom cooked like shit.

I remember her putting a fucking hunk of hamburger in an oiled pan and calling it dinner.

However, my Mom IS a beacon of clear-headed thinking and reason. She makes me so sure of myself in dark times and can communicate like a MOTHERFUCkER!!

She also is a firm believer in Christian theology. It used to embarrass me but now I know it's the closest thing to "punk rock" my Mom will ever accept as truth. She refuses to acknowledge god as "He". God is always "God" to her. Strange. I appreciate her hard outside now. It's a part of me.

She's learned to cook better since I've left her house. I think my presence stressed her out.

I love this Lady. Such inspirado! Salut, Ann!!!!!

Beautiful in every way.

My mom is a great, great cook.
She rarely uses recipes and can improvise with anything on hand.
A great baker, too. She keeps 5 gallon buckets of wheat in the house to make homemade bread with--so good it's almost a sin to put butter on it.

Sadly, this skill wasn't genetic. I do cook a lot but burn often.

Salut, Jean Judith. My love for you is endless.

my mom sucks at cooking. she's good at drinking wine though.

Not Crap, great.

Her husband's is better, though. I bet he could be a chef, if he wanted to. He doesn't want to.

My mom is a wretched cook. Ironically, she majored in "home economics" in college. No joke.

I still love her though.

Now my dad on the other hand smokes one hell of a brisket. He's also very skilled at killing animals and making good meals out of them. I have fond memories of me and him sitting on a creek in south Texas, cleaning doves we just shot, then grilling their bacon-wrapped breasts over an open fire.

Mom's cooking: CRAP

Dad's cooking: NOT CRAP

Connor

Angus Jung wrote:

kerble wrote:grubbish.

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solo chistes, AJ. lo siento!


Faiz

My mother is half Italian........what else need be said?

matthew wrote:My mother is half Italian........what else need be said?

The other half(?) What if she's half English?

Mom's a good baker but good weekday meals were sometimes few and far between. Sunday dinner was always pretty good though.

I distinctly remember one day when I was around 14. My parents were nagging me about something during dinner and I had had enough so I just stormed up the stairs to my room. While I was still within an earshot, I yelled "Oh by the way mom, dinner sucked tonight!" Lucky for me we can laugh about it now.