Christopher_Dragon wrote:I'm half tempted to start taking pictures.

Only if there's a thread devoted to it.

It could be like "let us see you," or "Where you from."

"Let us see your fecal deposites"

Terrainasaur wrote:"Let us see your fecal deposites"

What wrong with just calling it, "Let Us See Your Poop"?
Why you gotta get all fancy on us with fecal deposites?
Asshole

If it floats, too much fat in the diet.

If you're shit is orange, you're on TB medication.

2 reasons to look at your shit.

They are very big on this in Europe. Especially in Austria (see below) and a certain country where you should not ask any guitarists for their pick.

In fact, the "inspection shelf" toilet was invented in Austria.
http://www.electrical.com/phpBB2/viewto ... s&start=20

Many Germanic types tout this type of toilet as being "healthier," since you can take a good, hard look at your shit before you flush.

I gotta wonder about this one, since unless you're shitting blood, I am guessing most of us are laymen when it comes to healthy looking shit. I'm not trying to say that everyone in Germany and the K. und K. Monarchie is a shitologist or whatever, but I think it's a weak argument to claim that a toilet is somehow "healthier" just because you can check out your turds better with it.

I was reading somewhere lately about healthy poops, and how they're supposed to sound when dropping. You want sort of a "pa-thoonk" sound, and you're good to go. Not too solid (clogging up the channel), and not a slip-n-slide.

Oh yeah, and who doesn't look at their poop before flushing? I don't even think about it, I just do it.

unarmedman wrote:Oh yeah, and who doesn't look at their poop before flushing? I don't even think about it, I just do it.

Yes. I don't do it for any reason; I just do it.

itchy mcgoo wrote:

ironyengine wrote:Someone please find that thread.

Shit's right over there. On the shelf.

I thought that may have been it, but I remembered there being a picture. Damn my memory, and the cheap wine.

Once I was dating a horrible mexican girl. I took a shit in her apartment that was so large I had to go get her to to show her. It was that large, no way I was just gonna flush it away without having someone verify it indeed did exist, for later tellings of the story.
When she dumped me a few weeks later, she cited that incident as one of her reasons for doing so. I still think I made the right call, this thing was unholy. I still think of it from time to time, and this was like 10 years ago.