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Rick Reuben wrote:He went to bed about a decade ago, or whenever he sold his soul to the bankers and the elites.daniel robert chapman wrote:I think he's gone to bed, Rick.
Shamu wrote:Have you ever Gold Bonded?
I think now would be an appropriate time.
When you're sitting around home watching porn or whatever, put Gold Bond powder on your balls. It feels awesome. It helps if you are wearing loose shorts (like mesh athletic shorts or something). It's nice on summer evenings with the windows open, so you get a cool breeze blowing on you balls after the powder's on there. At the last house I lived in in college with two of my best friends, we always had a thing of GOld Bond on the coffee table in the living room. Our girlfriends thought we were gross. Our balls enjoyed that summer.
The funny part to me is, it's not funny at all. The three of us guys, (me, Cory, Dennis) all worked crappy part time jobs (like 5-9 shifts etc.) so by 10:00 we were all home and showered in shorts and a tshirt or whatever, so we'd all kind of meet in the living room and watch a movie or Seinfeld tapes or something, and pass around the Gold Bond. Then we'd drink all night and play Risk and stuff like that, with mentholly powder on our balls.
MajorEverettMiller wrote:I was complaining about my balls being in pain (had a vasectomy on Friday.) Here's what my pal Shamu said:Shamu wrote:Have you ever Gold Bonded?
I think now would be an appropriate time.
When you're sitting around home watching porn or whatever, put Gold Bond powder on your balls. It feels awesome. It helps if you are wearing loose shorts (like mesh athletic shorts or something). It's nice on summer evenings with the windows open, so you get a cool breeze blowing on you balls after the powder's on there. At the last house I lived in in college with two of my best friends, we always had a thing of GOld Bond on the coffee table in the living room. Our girlfriends thought we were gross. Our balls enjoyed that summer.
I told him I found this to be hilarious. His response:The funny part to me is, it's not funny at all. The three of us guys, (me, Cory, Dennis) all worked crappy part time jobs (like 5-9 shifts etc.) so by 10:00 we were all home and showered in shorts and a tshirt or whatever, so we'd all kind of meet in the living room and watch a movie or Seinfeld tapes or something, and pass around the Gold Bond. Then we'd drink all night and play Risk and stuff like that, with mentholly powder on our balls.
Funny shit!
drew patrick wrote:Peripatetic will win.
MySpace Dean wrote:"You like my belly necklace?
You want a smelly breakfast?"
arthur wrote:Don't cut it for work don't cut it to look normal, people who feel offended by your nearly-30-with-long-hair face should just fuck off.
night_tools wrote:MySpace Dean wrote:"You like my belly necklace?
You want a smelly breakfast?"
Dean in MySpace plagiarism shocker!
These are MC Paul Barman's lyrics.
Rodabod wrote:Has Paul Barman got any albums or anything?
I remember on one of the Yoda albums,
"I was walking down the street looking a boobs, asses, faces... Went into Salvation Army for some used glasses cases."
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