Rodabod wrote:

Rimbaud III wrote:What about walking round the neighbourhood with a squeaky toy or something? You'll look demented, but if it's something your cat's familiar with, who knows?

This reminds me of when I go out into the street with the "tickle stick" - a stick with big bunch of coloured feathers on it, shouting "puss puss, puss puss." Very embarrassing.

You do have a cat, right?

Woohoo!

Rang some vets and one of them had just had a call from a guy who had a feline house-guest last night!

Wife and daughter are off to drag the furry bastard home this very minute!

[relieved face]

Rodabod wrote:

Rimbaud III wrote:What about walking round the neighbourhood with a squeaky toy or something? You'll look demented, but if it's something your cat's familiar with, who knows?

This reminds me of when I go out into the street with the "tickle stick" - a stick with big bunch of coloured feathers on it, shouting "puss puss, puss puss." Very embarrassing.

Dear Lawd, I have done exactly this before! I have this tickle stick thing - it looks like a transexual ferret on a stick!


Good to hear the cat's safe, Rabbit. You might want to break its legs now to prevent it from leaving again.

Or not.

Congrats!

Now you don't have to blame a local minority for eating your cat! Yay!

Chapter Two wrote:You do have a cat, right?

Teehee.

Rimbaud III wrote:

Rodabod wrote:This reminds me of when I go out into the street with the "tickle stick" - a stick with big bunch of coloured feathers on it, shouting "puss puss, puss puss." Very embarrassing.

Dear Lawd, I have done exactly this before! I have this tickle stick thing - it looks like a transexual ferret on a stick!

Yes! I have a variety of these transexual ferrets! The cat bloody loves them. [This is sad...] I sometimes bring out the tickle stick and push it out from behind the sofa or whatever and the cat thinks she's caught something. Tickle sticks: NOT CRAP.



"Vet": "Hello, Mr Rabbit"
CR: "Hi"
"Vet": "Yes, your cat is ready for collection right now, come to "The Great Wall" on Market Street"
CR: "Will do"

i was going to say if it doesnt show then theres some budgies going cheap downtown.

ba da boom


you can get them on higher purchess

Champion Rabbit wrote:Woohoo!

Rang some vets and one of them had just had a call from a guy who had a feline house-guest last night!

Wife and daughter are off to drag the furry bastard home this very minute!

[relieved face]

AWESOME - and hurray for those nice people who sincerely help return lost critters to owners.

Arson Smith wrote:hurray for those nice people who sincerely help return lost critters to owners.

It was a retired couple who live in this huge, beautiful house about half a mile away.

The guy asked my wife "he's a bed cat, isn't he?"

My wife (Lou): "Sorry?"

Guy: "I mean he sleeps on your bed; he slept with my wife and I last night on our bed..."

Lou: "Oh God! I'm so sorry!"

At this point my wife notices that Josh (the cat) is curled up asleep on the guy's fabulous sofa, desperately pretending that he lives there, and that my wife and daughter aren't expecting him to come home.

Cats have absolutely no sense of loyalty. Bastards.

I just bought him the most ridiculous collar/tag I could find; he looks thoroughly camp. Serves him right.

Rodabod wrote:I actually (please don't laugh) had a nightmare last night that my cat got injured and then died.

I laugh ye not. Before my cat died, I had several really fucking horrible nightmares that I killed her by accidentally slamming a door she was trying to run through and thus crushing her to death. Urgh. :c