"Methinks the lady doth protest too much" says local rapist
68% of men say "yes, I would have sex with a female minotaur"
Bush to paint The Whitehouse red, white and blue.
"Currently it's like waving a surrender flag to evil-doers" says the simian president.
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13Tree wrote:Please: Just Call Me "Bocepus Jr."
by Hank Williams III
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hahahaha
How pathetic is that fucking loser?
Rick Reuben wrote:Marsupialized reminds me of freedom
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14Bush admits 'darn good progress' line was a tape loop
Rumsfeld: "I'm Really A Woman"
Rumsfeld: "I'm Really A Woman"
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15PLANE CRASH CAUSED BY GRAVITY
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Ty Webb wrote:
You need to stop pretending that this is some kind of philosophical choice not to procreate and just admit you don't wear pants to the dentist.
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16Jessica Rabbit tells all
"I'm tired of being drawn this way"--J. Rabbit
"I'm tired of being drawn this way"--J. Rabbit
Ty Webb wrote:I hope the little-known 8th dwarf, Chinky, is on that list.
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17More Humane Than Humane: White Zombie Frontman Shares His Time, Grunts With Those Less Fortunate
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19SLUTS!
Does it even matter what the article is about?
Does it even matter what the article is about?
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Marsupialized wrote:Thank you so much for the pounding, it came in handy.
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20i've never been shaved, i've never been laid: improper analogy
game turns sour for mrs. lipinski's 9th grade english class
game turns sour for mrs. lipinski's 9th grade english class