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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 8:47 am
by Rotten Tanx_Archive
"Methinks the lady doth protest too much" says local rapist
68% of men say "yes, I would have sex with a female minotaur"
Bush to paint The Whitehouse red, white and blue.
"Currently it's like waving a surrender flag to evil-doers" says the simian president.
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 9:32 am
by libertine_Archive
"Woman born with no fanny but couldn't give a fuck"
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 9:40 am
by Marsupialized_Archive
Tree wrote:Please: Just Call Me "Bocepus Jr."
by Hank Williams III
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hahahaha
How pathetic is that fucking loser?
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 10:26 am
by mattw_Archive
Bush admits 'darn good progress' line was a tape loop
Rumsfeld: "I'm Really A Woman"
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 11:13 am
by yaledelay_Archive
PLANE CRASH CAUSED BY GRAVITY
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 11:13 am
by mrdfnle_Archive
Jessica Rabbit tells all
"I'm tired of being drawn this way"--J. Rabbit
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 11:27 am
by Angus Jung
More Humane Than Humane: White Zombie Frontman Shares His Time, Grunts With Those Less Fortunate
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 12:01 pm
by todd_v_Archive
Area Man Hasn't Been Listening to a Word His Wife Has Said.
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 12:07 pm
by DrAwkward_Archive
SLUTS!
Does it even matter what the article is about?
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 12:07 pm
by brian_Archive
i've never been shaved, i've never been laid: improper analogy
game turns sour for mrs. lipinski's 9th grade english class