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Movie: Hostel
Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 8:56 am
by Tom_Archive
Sock OR Muffin? wrote:I enjoyed the boobies.
Yeah. there are a ton of boobs in it.
It's like an 80's horror movie in that way.
Movie: Hostel
Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 9:45 am
by cervixFORaHEart_Archive
complete misogynistic bullshit crap.
i also like gore/horror films and this one was repulsive for all the wrong reasons. a complete waste of time and money.
Movie: Hostel
Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 1:24 pm
by Bartok_Archive
i like gore films.
i think lucio fulci is dope.
yeah it had its problems, but its a stupid fucking exploitation flick with no real value except to tittilate the viewer at base levels.
i've heard many arguments against this film, but fuck it, i wasn't expecting 2001, i wasn't even expecting suspiria, i was expecting a throw away 90 pointless farce, a la fulci, joe d'amato et al.
the first half? now i don't want to come across as ted bundy here, but i like tits, big round european tits? fuck yeah!
i also like seeing people being fucked up beyond belief (though i was actually surprised, compared to 70s and 80s gorefests, this was pretty sparce)
it was fun and i'd watch it again. not crap.
Movie: Hostel
Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 7:01 am
by agent202
Lucio fulci is a great moviemaker, trie to see "the four of the apocalypse"(1975), it's a fucking good western he make with Fabio testi and thomas milan!!!
Movie: Hostel
Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 7:12 am
by Adam CR
Total CRAP.
Absolutely unnecessarily unpleasant.
Movie: Hostel
Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 9:56 am
by Breadvan_Archive
Porn for half an hour, then gore for an hour, then sweeeeeeet revenge. Film revenge is cool. Real life revenge is nasty and terrible, but the revenge in a film is so good. This film's revenge rules. You watch some horrible nasty stuff happen to this guy and his friends, then the one guy gets his own back on every fucking cunty cunt responsible. The nasty stuff is too nasty, this isn't a date film. I couldnt help but cheer the main character on at the last half hour. texas chainsaw is lame because the girl just runs away, in a film you must kill every bastard responsible for your pain. Squirm.
Movie: Hostel
Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 2:11 pm
by skatingbasser_Archive
Breadvan wrote:The nasty stuff is too nasty, this isn't a date film.
See... it takes something like this to remind this spoiled fuck of how lucky he is.
Movie: Hostel
Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 7:31 pm
by Bernardo_Archive
Breadvan wrote: texas chainsaw is lame because the girl just runs away
No way, that's the reason it's not stupid.
Movie: Hostel
Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 5:11 am
by cervixFORaHEart_Archive
anyone who compares this turd of a movie to tcm is an idiot.
Movie: Hostel
Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 9:53 am
by skatingbasser_Archive
cervixFORaHEart wrote:anyone who compares this turd of a movie to tcm is an idiot.
.....Uh... why?
They're both slasher/horror movies.
They're both about capturing out-of-towners and torturing them till death for personal enjoyment.
They both have one survivor out of the group that is facing the torturers' in the climax.