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My girlfriend was lying about being pregnant
Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 5:39 am
by Christopher_Dragon_Archive
4 Hour boner wrote:no she did lie. She told me she was pregnant and I was really freaking out for a couple weeks but yeah she told me she said that to get back at me for kissing her best friend. I guess i sort of deserved it.
My imaginary girlfriend pulled this shit on me not too long ago.
I punched her in the baby maker.
My girlfriend was lying about being pregnant
Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 6:44 am
by aew_Archive
In keeping with the spirit of things, I would shave myhead and tell her "3 to 6 months".
My girlfriend was lying about being pregnant
Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 9:34 am
by Marlowe_Archive
Kick her to the curb, ASAP!
4 Hour boner wrote:I was pissed for a while but we got back together and stuff. Any of you have this kinda thing happen?
My girlfriend was lying about being pregnant
Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 10:09 am
by fantasmatical thorr_Archive
sack her, she's obviously MENTAL.
My girlfriend was lying about being pregnant
Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 10:24 am
by Peripatetic_Archive
I lied to my girlfriend once about being pregnant too. She didn't buy it though.
You know, 'cause I have a weiner and stuff.
My girlfriend was lying about being pregnant
Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 10:31 am
by fantasmatical thorr_Archive
sure you do.
My girlfriend was lying about being pregnant
Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 12:18 pm
by A vs B_Archive
terrific
My girlfriend was lying about being pregnant
Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 12:30 pm
by Eksvplot_Archive
aew wrote:In keeping with the spirit of things, I would shave myhead and tell her "3 to 6 months".
bingo!
My girlfriend was lying about being pregnant
Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 12:38 pm
by Chapter Two_Archive
Just tell her you lied about being able to spunk up. That'll show her.
My girlfriend was lying about being pregnant
Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 2:18 pm
by Arson Smith_Archive
4 Hour boner wrote:I was pissed for a while but we got back together and stuff. Any of you have this kinda thing happen?
OK, fuck me if this is just a troll for humor, but if it's not, then...
I am going to assume you are fairly young... otherwise you wouldn't even have to ask or mention. Also the "revenge for kissing her friend" thing seems about right for high-school (or maybe junior-high or younger?) age.
Having a child is one of the most significant things a couple could probably ever do together. Just think - if she has the nerve (and poker-face) to lie about something that major, then just imagine how many little things you are getting lied to about on a regular basis.
DTMFA.