Screw all of you up ass! You leave filthy shit mess in house! You call all hours of night, you bullshit! A dog is more clean than you! Meh.

Tenant union? Meh. You don't like live apartment, go buy house. Oh, you no have enough money? Too bad, shit. Just shutup and pay rent under door. This is America, you leeve like king compared to my country. You whine like a baby's every time sometheeng happen. You no tell me about drain drip, and I pay cost of thise goddamn thing. See, I was right no geeve you deposit. Screw you all. Meh.

Shady Landlord wrote:Screw all of you up ass! You leave filthy shit mess in house! You call all hours of night, you bullshit! A dog is more clean than you! Meh.

Tenant union? Meh. You don't like live apartment, go buy house. Oh, you no have enough money? Too bad, shit. Just shutup and pay rent under door. This is America, you leeve like king compared to my country. You whine like a baby's every time sometheeng happen. You no tell me about drain drip, and I pay cost of thise goddamn thing. See, I was right no geeve you deposit. Screw you all. Meh.

Best post ever.

You sure you weren't giving her more than the "rent check"?

full point wrote:You sure you weren't giving her more than the "rent check"?

The sad thing is, only two months ago she was trying to hook me up with one of her daughters because "I need a good Spanish woman that knows how to cook and clean" (true, actually).

Yeah, I moved from Chicago so the SF tenant association won't be much help...though it seems like the laws are a lot more on the renter's side here. And yes, the phone call was immature but how about a 60 year old woman lying and saying "she didn't know I was moving out" (even though my fucking lease was up!) and claiming to not be the manager of the building? In the words of Burroughs "Up hers with a grapefruit."

Today I sent a letter via certified mail again stating my case and saying I will be contacting a lawyer if I don't get that check within thirty days.

the whole landlord profession is notoriously rife with corrupt and weasly motherfuckers. subhuman hucksters.

a lot of people who own land, buildings, etc., have their fingers in many pies. they're constantly scheming. it's not uncommon that landlords or apartment managers are too busy trying to squeeze money out of someone (or somewhere) to tend to your concerns while you still their tennant, and yet they wont hesitate to fuck you over when it's clear they'll no longer be receiving monthly checks from you.

keep in mind, a lot of landlords can't hack it in the world of full-time employment. they very often inherit money or property or have a spouse who pays most of their bills, which allows them to spend most of their time renovating some hole-in-the-wall shack or acquiring new property. i don't think it's any coincidence that Fyodor Karamazov was cast as a landowner.

this is not an "i told you so" post, nor should it be news to anyone. i'm just venting. this is a subject that makes my blood boil. i could go on and on, but i wont. not now.

let's lynch the landlord, and hang the DJ... in that order.

Hey:

http://www.tenant.org/

Here is the IL tenant's union. They will help you.

Ally In Exile wrote:the whole landlord profession is notoriously rife with corrupt and weasly motherfuckers. subhuman hucksters.

a lot of people who own land, buildings, etc., have their fingers in many pies. they're constantly scheming. it's not uncommon that landlords or apartment managers are too busy trying to squeeze money out of someone (or somewhere) to tend to your concerns while you still their tennant, and yet they wont hesitate to fuck you over when it's clear they'll no longer be receiving monthly checks from you.

keep in mind, a lot of landlords can't hack it in the world of full-time employment. they very often inherit money or property or have a spouse who pays most of their bills, which allows them to spend most of their time renovating some hole-in-the-wall shack or acquiring new property. i don't think it's any coincidence that Fyodor Karamazov was cast as a landowner.

this is not an "i told you so" post, nor should it be news to anyone. i'm just venting. this is a subject that makes my blood boil. i could go on and on, but i wont. not now.

let's lynch the landlord, and hang the DJ... in that order.

Oh, yes, tenant such honest people. Screw bad tenant. Most tenant bad tenant. You try to screw over landlord so much times! Who tell you you can put music so loud to wake neighbor complain!?! Who tell you you can paint bedroom and drip on floor red paint, shit?!?! Red paint!?!? Meh. Who tell you to have goddam party all hours of time?!!?

Then toilet break because of asshole! party friends and you call to landlord to fix?!? Fuck nice toilet for you, you shit in grass, you dehrty animal. Then you call to union and dehrty fucking lawyer to send letter??!! Fuck your lease, get the fuck out of MY house!

Another theeng, when I come to fixe weendow, I come in apartment when you are at pussy office job and you yell at me for no call first? Fuck you, I fixe fucking weendow! You should fixe weendow and learn how to do real work, like fixe weendow or toilet. Then you see! Then you see what "huckster" put up with!

I no inherit building! I fucking work all my life 18 hours the day! I clean your table in restaurant and fixe your car in mechaneec and wash beans in factory so I can make buy property. Asshole! Meh. You 'hack it' in real world because you are hack. You are job is joke. You type computer and kiss boss ass better then me. So what, can you fixe ceiling fan? No. You no even can turn ceiling fan on, horseass! You pull long cord for light and short cord for fan, fuck shit! Why you call landlord's waste time for theese?!?! Shutup you baby's. Meh.

Shady Landlord, what's your avatar?

Shadey Landlord,

Why do you mess with my money and then mess up my credit so I don't have to work for paying Shadey Landlords rents? Are you a preek?

Christopher_Dragon wrote:Shady Landlord, what's your avatar?

It was theese, but I have to use sisters camputer to do.



Fuck my camputer can no even make picture. Fuck it, I fix with avatar of beans I wash at Hormel factory in Beloit, WI. Beans they make me who I am, so eese my avatar. Meh.

mrdfnle wrote:Shadey Landlord,

Why do you mess with my money and then mess up my credit so I don't have to work for paying Shadey Landlords rents? Are you a preek?

Hey mrfdl asshole! man. You make bad credit because you buy dumb shits and no pay credit card. Not landlord fault. You don't pay landlord, then we settle like men, no? Meh. I change locks when you are at pussy office job and say fuck you mrdle, give me rentcheck!!! You no like? Fuck! Move out!

Hey, you make fun of Shady Landlords way to talk? Fuck you, you go to my country and no afford school and learn my language, see how good you sound asshole! Hey, girdl, how you spell Shady?, stupid fat American guy!

I go fixe lightswitches.