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Object: Pink Baseball Bat

Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 2:02 pm
by andteater_Archive
Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:
gio wrote:I'll get back to you with an updated scouting report come mid-season.

From what I hear, that's about the same time that an Andy K. April fastball ought to cross the plate.


WOW!

listen guys, i hit 49MPH on the Laser Ball last week, ok?

but to answer bob's question, evidentally, after the game, the guys who are using the bats (and it's mostly the big name guys) are going to sign the bats and then they will be sold.

i think its a wonderful idea.

also, i really enjoy handling little breasts.

andyk who has been awaiting the rapture since he saw "a thief in the night"

Object: Pink Baseball Bat

Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 2:25 pm
by gio_Archive
Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:
gio wrote:I'll get back to you with an updated scouting report come mid-season.

From what I hear, that's about the same time that an Andy K. April fastball ought to cross the plate.


It's a pretty good system:

1. pitch ball
2. go to dugout and fondle breasts
3. smoke cigarette
4. go back to mound
5. await batter's swing
6. field ball.

Object: Pink Baseball Bat

Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 3:03 pm
by gio_Archive
Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:
gio wrote:I'll get back to you with an updated scouting report come mid-season.

From what I hear, that's about the same time that an Andy K. April fastball ought to cross the plate.


Also, that's plenty of time to permit a Bradley R. Weissenberger "return from Electrons retirement" trip to Chicago. You know where to find the schedule.

Object: Pink Baseball Bat

Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 3:37 pm
by AlBStern_Archive
gio wrote:Also, that's plenty of time to permit a Bradley R. Weissenberger "return from Electrons retirement" trip to Chicago. You know where to find the schedule.


Mr. Weissenberger is not retired, merely awaiting his call up back to the show.

Object: Pink Baseball Bat

Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 3:40 pm
by andteater_Archive
AlBStern wrote:
gio wrote:Also, that's plenty of time to permit a Bradley R. Weissenberger "return from Electrons retirement" trip to Chicago. You know where to find the schedule.


Mr. Weissenberger is not retired, merely awaiting his call up back to the show.


everytime i view that page and read: Javier Figeroa - retarded, i cant stop laughing for about 10 minutes.

good luck tonight, electrons!

kill the browns!

literally!

andyk

Object: Pink Baseball Bat

Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 4:07 pm
by connor_Archive
Kevin Mench is using this bat! Kevin Mench: we share the same gigantic cap size!

NOT CRAP

Object: Pink Baseball Bat

Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 7:22 pm
by Bradley R Weissenberger_Archive
connor wrote:Kevin Mench: we share the same gigantic cap size!

Jesus Christ, connor. You must have one G.D. big head!

Hey, did you know that the Texas Rangers players refer to Kevin Mench as "Shrek"? In fact, the Texas Rangers players even made a huge green "Shrek"-like batting helmet for Kevin Mench to wear.

The Texas Rangers players have done these things because Kevin Mench, like "Shrek", has an enormous fucking head.

Object: Pink Baseball Bat

Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 9:17 pm
by connor_Archive
Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:
connor wrote:Kevin Mench: we share the same gigantic cap size!

Jesus Christ, connor. You must have one G.D. big head!

Hey, did you know that the Texas Rangers players refer to Kevin Mench as "Shrek"? In fact, the Texas Rangers players even made a huge green "Shrek"-like batting helmet for Kevin Mench to wear.

The Texas Rangers players have done these things because Kevin Mench, like "Shrek", has an enormous fucking head.

Me and Mench must have a lot of brains in our elephantine craniums. I wonder if me and Mench could blow something up...

with our minds.

Size 8, mothertruckers. Size 8.

Object: Pink Baseball Bat

Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 10:17 am
by AlBStern_Archive
andteater wrote:
good luck tonight, electrons!

kill the browns!

andyk


Close, but no cigar. We lost 6-5 in 6 innings (rain).

Object: Pink Baseball Bat

Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 10:47 am
by andteater_Archive
wow!

good job, electrons! i know you lost, but shit, 6 to 5 against the browns is really good. we get them on wednesday, and bill gerny already predicted a 28-0 browns victory.

fuck the browns.

andyk