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and he thinks coz his mum's a jazz singer he's got a right to be a famous singer himself. and that stupid dancing. and that mouth. i hate it. i once owned emergency on planet earth when i thought it would make my best friends older brother like me. i've suffered with infatuations from an early age. and who else can get away with wearing a fleece? cunt.

I was really tempted to vote NC just to see you all suffocated wondering "WHO VOTED NOT CRAP??". It would be mischeviously funny.

I've almost come to blows with a JK fan in the office. I patiently explained that I thought JK was/were/are/is middle-of-the-road characterless acid-jasswank, and actually managed to offend said fan. I suggested that JK was a sandwich with no filling and was threatened with violence.

Simply crap music, he's a cunt and his Ferrari's are ugly.
I'm wasting my time now.....

Rimbaud III wrote:I've almost come to blows with a JK fan in the office.

I hate every inch of JK's spasmodic body.

It's usually people who don't know that much about music who need bands like this to form part of an otherwise empty identity.

Refer also to Macy Grey, she sounds like she's trying to sing after just having eaten a hugh slab of choclate, Jack Johnson......the list goes on, but I just don't want to think about it okay?!?!?!

Ya'll just hatin cause he's got the moves!

Curiosity Killed The Cat 2: Revenge of the Hat. 'We all gotta wear old skool Adidas, and then we can have world peace' lyrical doggerel from the worlds whitest man. He brings no funk.
Someone who knows how to to do it really should post a pic of Jaq or whatever his name is after the pap punched him square in the face that time. Ho ho, how the tears of joy streamed down my face.
Salut, Jay punching pap!

When I was living in Austin, my roomate invited this guy from work over who was a huge fan of this douche missle. We both thought he was german but was actually brazilian. We got pretty fucking high and watched him play bossa nova songs. Then he played and sang a Jamiroquai song... ok, I can deal.

Then he put the Jamiroquai CD he brought over on the stereo. He was enjoying the music so much and kept asking us what we thought of it. I think I remember telling him that I didn't like it and he took it personally and turned it off. It was pretty obvious that he was hurt by this. Kinda made me feel like crap, but god Jamiroquai is awful.

CRAP

That video with the moving floor was pretty cool.


Otherwise, I'm pretty sure this band is actually composed of shit. Literal feces, with eyeballs and stupid hats.

What a fucker...that's a really nice '64 Coupe DeVille in the background.