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My testicles -

The doctor that performed my vasectomy told me this, so it's a fact. I'm tempted to contact every woman that's ever seen my penis so I can explain to her that it wasn't that my dork was so small, but rather that my balls were HUGE.

My genitals are an optical illusion.

MajorEverettMiller wrote:My testicles -

The doctor that performed my vasectomy told me this, so it's a fact. I'm tempted to contact every woman that's ever seen my penis so I can explain to her that it wasn't that my dork was so small, but rather that my balls were HUGE.

My genitals are an optical illusion.

i always thought Major was a girls name.

I have a large upstairs to my house.

rather weirdly it is bigger than downstairs.
and my belly is big too

i have really big friends. i'm 6'1" and i'm usually the shortest.

i also have really long arms and really big hands, proportionally.

Arson Smith wrote:(Better or Worse?: The Monthly Nut)

Definitely worse.

Dindon Shazwan wrote:My breasts... And that sucks.

Ally In Exile wrote:believe me, a lot of girls would love to have your problem.

that being said, you can always get a reduction at some point.

so cheer up.

I dunno, this can suck pretty bad. Last year my friend couldn't fit in DD anymore. It's really annoying for her. Actually, come to think of it another friend of mine got breast reduction and loved it.

So I guess I have big-breasted friends.

Everything about me is big--I'm a big man--though my size 14 feet suggest I should have grown taller than 6'1". The obvious exception is my mouth. I mean, I have a big mouth, but it's physically small.

skatingbasser wrote:

Dindon Shazwan wrote:My breasts... And that sucks.

Ally In Exile wrote:believe me, a lot of girls would love to have your problem.

that being said, you can always get a reduction at some point.

so cheer up.

I dunno, this can suck pretty bad. Last year my friend couldn't fit in DD anymore. It's really annoying for her. Actually, come to think of it another friend of mine got breast reduction and loved it.
So I guess I have big-breasted friends.

Well, the thing is 1/. it's actually difficult to find bras (considering that you don't wan't them to be useless nor ugly) even if you're only a C or a D
2/. sometimes it makes your back hurt, since it's more heavy than you would think.
So it's annoying, but well, I guess the men liked them at least... Dunno.

MajorEverettMiller wrote:My testicles -

The doctor that performed my vasectomy told me this, so it's a fact. I'm tempted to contact every woman that's ever seen my penis so I can explain to her that it wasn't that my dork was so small, but rather that my balls were HUGE.

My genitals are an optical illusion.

I'm in the same boat, sir. My testicles are also very dense and pendulous and dangle a considerable stretch below my dick. If I'm wearing boxers, they will escape. This means that if I'm lounging around, people will eventually get a peak at my nards. And seeing as how I have a penchant for slobbing around the house in boxers and a t-shirt, most of my friends have seen my boys.

My feet are also pretty goddamn big (size 14). My head is pretty goddamn big (size 8 cap). And I'm pretty goddamn big (6'5").

I have an that was 6'8". 6'2" sister, 6'5" dad and 5'11" mom. Christmas always felt like a reverse Gulliver's Travels for 5'3" me.

I have really big, curly hair. It gets tamed every morning, but this is pretty much a futile exercise given the humidity in Chicago.

This curly hair, it scares the shit out of me in the morning.

Dindon Shazwan wrote:So it's annoying, but well, I guess the men liked them at least... Dunno.

Past tense. Interesting.

this is making my size 12 feet feel like dainty ballerinas!