News stories or like, creative writing exercise type stories?
news stories works much better

Why Did Daddy Put It There?

Cartels, Cartels, Cartels

Collecting These Faghing Rent

glynnisjohns wrote:Bipolar Bear seeks treatment

Ann Coulter pitching, Ron Jeremy catching

AortaForaVagina

Congrats sir glynnisjohns!
As the first person disqualified from this tournament due to your awful titles, you are now responsible for starting the loser's thread.
You also need to choose your judges once they arrive.
Thanks.
Christopher "My Name Is Judge" McGarvey

Marsupialist wrote:News stories or like, creative writing exercise type stories?
news stories works much better

Stories.

Yikes! My arrogant King Poodle fell victim to the Spanish Inquisition!

How in truth the guy got zapped by an giant oceanic eel and I steered the fucker myself.

"I got fifteen grand and a thumb up your asshole that says I am not Simon Bolivar."

Shit-tons of Carp

Someday I'll Punch That Homeless Mute in His Fat Head

Are You There God? It's Me, Danzig

Urine For A Treat, Says Mr. Pfister

Herpes Duplex Downgraded to Herpes Simplex by Local Zoning Board

Magnificent Bastard's Birth a Terrific Mess

The Osmonds, of course, were Morons.
Confess, You Roamish Pumpkin.
Dismantled Pope.

Yes, I licked it and no, I'm not sorry.
How I got that key to fit.
That summer I wore those adult diapers.

Marsupialist wrote:

Christopher J. McGarvey wrote:Am I the only real person that's a judge?

I'd read that story

Me, too. I'm a real person. I ran into Electrons and Mr. Chimp last night.