Page 2 of 3
Morrissey in Eurovision
Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 7:25 am
by Josef K_Archive
Morrissey is pretty patriotic. If he wants to make 'England great again' then this may be the best first step.
Morrissey in Eurovision
Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 8:05 am
by Rimbaud III_Archive
Barry Shostakovitch wrote:Rimbaud III wrote:this joke of a contest.
Define "joke".
A competition where people compete to see who can write the cheesiest, most wince-inducing three to six minutes of musical bumspittle.
Morrissey in Eurovision
Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 8:08 am
by Infidelity_Archive
This is awesome
Morrissey in Eurovision
Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 8:12 am
by tommydski_Archive
Josef K wrote:Morrissey is pretty patriotic.
Really? Are you sure?
Ever since he made his pile he's only been in Britain for five minutes.
Morrissey in Eurovision
Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 8:14 am
by Adam CR
tommydski wrote:Josef K wrote:Morrissey is pretty patriotic.
Really? Are you sure?
Ever since he made his pile he's only been in Britain for five minutes.
Being an ex-pat and being patriotic are by no means mutually exclusive, quite the contrary in fact!
Morrissey in Eurovision
Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 8:15 am
by Barry Shostakovitch_Archive
Rimbaud III wrote:Barry Shostakovitch wrote:Rimbaud III wrote:this joke of a contest.
Define "joke".
A competition where people compete to see who can write the cheesiest, most wince-inducing three to six minutes of musical bumspittle.
And what's wrong with that! (once a year...)
Morrissey in Eurovision
Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 8:20 am
by Rimbaud III_Archive
Barry Shostakovitch wrote:Rimbaud III wrote:Barry Shostakovitch wrote:Rimbaud III wrote:this joke of a contest.
Define "joke".
A competition where people compete to see who can write the cheesiest, most wince-inducing three to six minutes of musical bumspittle.
And what's wrong with that! (once a year...)
Don't get me wrong, I'm wildly amused by all the techno-folk and grindcore yodeling, but there just isn't enough of that shit going on to keep me entertained for - how many
hours is it?
Unless Moz decides to turn the event on its head and perform a version of 'Panic' in Punjabi I don't see how he's going to make the event any better.
Morrissey in Eurovision
Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 8:30 am
by Infidelity_Archive
I still haven't forgiven him for okaying Tatu's cover of "How Soon Is Now"
Morrissey in Eurovision
Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 8:57 am
by B_M_L_Archive
I would pay to see a Euro-cheese version of "Girlfriend in a Coma" at the next contest.
Morrissey in Eurovision
Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 9:11 am
by Dudley_Archive
Rimbaud III wrote:Unless Moz decides to turn the event on its head and perform a version of 'Panic' in Punjabi I don't see how he's going to make the event any better.
I think an urgent growling rendition of "My Lovely Horse", complete with some sub-Linkin Park cheese-rapping by Dale Winton and Vic Reeves on angle-grinder, would do the trick.