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Oh it's a joke all right.

From the ICR site:
The human genome sequence is a remarkable accomplishment, and a fitting beginning to the science of the twenty-first century. We have certainly not heard the end of the human genome project, as the secrets of the majority of the human genome have yet to be uncovered. With this genome sequence, we can look forward to a long and no doubt fruitful age of discovery, revealing the mysteries and wonders of God's creation.

It's a very, very scary joke.

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I was wondering when jokes would turn up on this forum.

What did the zero say to the eight?
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Nice belt.


Two Hydrogen atoms are walkin' down the road, then one says,
"I think I've lost an electron"
the other says, "Are you sure"
and he replies, "Yep, I'm positive"
Hoof Hearted, Ice Melt It.

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I have a ton of dead baby jokes but I won't go there. Instead, I'll go into the priest jokes.

(This one is from the Dennis Leary roast- it was told by a priest) A priest, a child molester, and a rapist walk into a bar, and that's just the first guy.

(This is the second joke) A priest is driving down a road when he sees a little boy sitting at the edge of a cliff and crying. He gets out of the car and asks the little boy what's wrong. The little boy says, "My family was having a picnic, and daddy pushed mommy, and mommy pushed daddy, and together they fell off of the cliff and died." The priest whips out his dick and says, "Well, I guess today's just not your lucky day."

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