90 outside, muggy as fuck but i just lifted and took a shower and i'm about to eat some really spicy hummus so i should be fine. Can't wait for the t-storms tonight. Gonna be like 75 tomorrow which is perfecto in my book.

Take this thread where it will, but ideally, I'm asking about how the temperature is at your desk, at your computer, right now. You probably understand this, but I just thought I'd clarify.

Cold. I´m in the southern hemisphere, my buddies.

Minotaur029 wrote:Take this thread where it will, but ideally, I'm asking about how the temperature is at your desk, at your computer, right now. You probably understand this, but I just thought I'd clarify.

Oh, well in that case it's probably still about 90 degrees. No air conditioning on yet. Oh the joys of coming home from college for the summer.

It's windy as hell out there. A big ass dead branch was ripped out of a tree right behind my car, but it missed my car by a good foot. My day could have been worse.

crucial nachos wrote:Windows open to the soundtrack of California Ave in Humbodlt Park. That consists of the worst car sound systems, car alarms, cars peeling out, and people yelling. Fuck this.

And it's still a week and two days until the parade, too.

Minotaur029 wrote:

BadComrade wrote:Oh, this is sure to be an interesting thread!


It's just right. 93° outside, and maybe... 72° where I'm sitting.


My ass is not sweaty, if that's what you were really wondering...

Ah, yes...the curse of the swamp ass...sometimes called "swass." By any name, pretty shitty stuff.

Yes, my friend Jess is always quick to add "swalls" and "swunt" as well.
She also says "munt" - I'll let you guess.

-A

Minotaur029 wrote:Ah, yes...the curse of the swamp ass...sometimes called "swass." By any name, pretty shitty stuff.

We call that "boggy butt" in my family.

I live in Orlando, where the temperature regularly hits the mid-90's. I don't only deal with swamp ass--I deal with ball-bag chafe.

Ball-bag chafe occurs when the scrotum continually rubs up against a man's inner thighs. If the scrotum is sweaty, or if the thighs are moist, a good deal of uncomfortable friction ensues. This is not a pleasant thing for a man to undergo, and, quite often, he will find himself manually adjusting his ball-bag.

Florida sucks! O, for the breezy climes of West Virginia, where the ball-bag can swing and bobble freely!

My office (more like a comfortable closet with a glass door) is an uncomfortable warm temperature.
Not because of AC, its the machines!

Rachi wrote:My office (more like a comfortable closet with a glass door) is an uncomfortable warm temperature.
Not because of AC, its the machines!

What machines?