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Yeah, that soul patch frontdouche needs lessons in not being a douche.

Marsupialized wrote:

Clyde2.0 wrote:Also, what should we do while we're in Chicago???

hopefully come to the realization that your terrible band is absolute CRAP and all go your separate ways
but honestly I think that would probably mean 5 separate crappy bands would sprout up out of the ashes of this one so maybe it's best you guys hang in there.
man, this band is absolute garbage. ABSOLUTE GARBAGE. I am physically angry from listening to it for the 12 seconds I could stand it.
Don't you guys feel stupid playing this kind of music? Like you write one of these songs and all high five and go 'awesome work guys, we'll be in beer commercials in no time!'
Why would you think ANYONE here would like this CRAP? You, sir...you are the ENEMY. Your band is what we all make fun of around here.
Please, do the right thing and just go. Don't come back.

Ouch

Marsupialized wrote: I am physically angry from listening to it for the 12 seconds I could stand it.

It takes 3 guitarists to make this shit? Oh, sorry sometimes only two guitarists as it seems you put your guitar down and start playing "lush" keyboards. CRAP This is everything I hate about music. It's the type of shit that 14 year olds and dumb chicks like. Keep up the good work guys. Your music sucks so fucking bad so I'm sure you'll be on the radio soon enough.

Maybe you should go to Harmony-Central.com or something.

hopefully come to the realization that your terrible band is absolute CRAP and all go your separate ways

i was going to suggest you find a better place to play than silvie's cause that place sucks, but as Marsupialized said, you guys should fit right in.

Agreed that it is absolute crap and that I'd rather chew broken glass than listen to a whole album of it. However, I can't distinguish it from the other absolute alternacrap that permeates the radio. It all just merges into a stinking mass of poo which I don't have to listen to, because I don't turn on the radio.

My only real question is, Clyde, you're here on the EA forum, you've been lurking here since 2004. You obviously have some inkling of the kind of music listened to/discussed/enjoyed by forum members around here. What made you post that link? Why not just say "My band is doing a show in Chicago, and advice on places to go?" and leave it at that?

I almost think that this Clyde is actually not affiliated with the band at all, and is just a troll, and that this is just some sort of joke.

It's really all really terrible.

Jeez. You guys are real jerks.

I'm sure he won't be coming back to Chicago, or at least to this message board!

DUDE! this is such a sweet lick! i'm totally getting laid tonight!! i hope he has a condom.

That's a rock god toilet face if I ever saw one.

Why would you think ANYONE here would like this CRAP? You, sir...you are the ENEMY. Your band is what we all make fun of around here.
Please, do the right thing and just go. Don't come back.

Give 'em hell, Marsup'!

This Clyde person must just flood any and all music-related sites he can find with his crap band band crap without consideration of who might see or hear it. There's no other explanation.