Minotaur029 wrote:

Ace wrote:This isn't technically trespassing, but I tried to "jump the tracks" to another part of town once. I didn't know that the tracks were surrounded by two highways and small streams. So, after running like a madman across one of the highways i tried to jump across one of the streams and ended up waist deep in mud-water. I climbed out and walked on the traintracks a little before a train started to come, so i basically dove right into the stream on the other side. Thinking I'd just have to dash another highway I ran straight into a thornbush overlooking said highway, and was propped up like a marionette for close to a half an hour watching the cars go by (none of them stopped to help, but a few did to laugh and point). Finally someone called the police, who helped me get out and escorted me back home. I survived, but my knit sweater/ jeans didn't. It was also winter and there was about 4 ft. of snow.

Did I mention I was drunk? Well I was. Yeah. I'm an airhead.

Ace...since I know you...I can picture this so clearly...and I smile. Was this in North Jersey?

Minotaur029 wrote:

alandeus wrote:

Minotaur029 wrote:So that's one of my many idiotic trespassing stories. Would anyone else care to share?

I concur.

So you would like to share?

Perhaps you are just content to beat off to internet porn and geek out over Mark E. Smith?

DrAwkward wrote:Two summers ago choppy, our friends Tea and Nate, and myself drove out to the observatory in West Allis in order to watch the Perseid meteor shower, as they advertised a public viewing of them on August 13, the day of peak activity. So we showed up that early morning to find the observatory closed. Confused, we then realized that we had arrived on the morning of August 14th, and what the observatory meant was the evening of August 12th/morning of August 13th. So, having driven that far, and seeing no one nearby, we said "fuck it," hopped the ropes cordoning off the driveway, and hung out outside the observatory and watched some day-after-peak-activity meteors.

We are dangerous.

Minotaur029 wrote:Choppy is in the Hi-Fi? Where's the palindrome?

DrAwkward wrote:

Minotaur029 wrote:Choppy is in the Hi-Fi? Where's the palindrome?

Oh, i get it...the only RL friends of mine on this forum are in my band, eh? What, you think i can't make any other friends?




OK, so he's MrAlarm. Unlike Yale and myself, he's not as prone to annoying self-promotion.