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GypsumFantastic wrote:Cherry flavouring? Ass to mouth for the lame if you ask me, give me a blow job with a condom while you're at it. Go the whole hog.

at least chocolate would make sense

This is the best thing I got.

Marsupialized wrote:if you do decide to go with the provocative rear opening, might I suggest another purchase while you are at it?
$3.99 as well
that's an entire evening of entertainment for under 10 bucks

Analeaze Brand desensitation cream or lubrication. NEW Value Size Tube - Not the Little 0.5oz Tube You See Elsewhere - Tube Size is 1.5oz - Best Price on EBAY - Check My Feedback + Other Great Auctions -

This is my brother and his old lady. As you can see they don't use the flavored stuff. I am gonna tell them all about that shit when I go over there on Sunday. Thanks bro!

One word:

NIGHTVISIONGOGGLES.

Rimbaud III wrote:One word:

NIGHTVISIONGOGGLES.

No Rape Van is complete without them!

Telescope.

Watch the stars, or watch your neighbours. The choice is yours.

SCALEXTRIC Mega Motors Anti-Grav Barrel Challenge.

Okay, this might make you look a little Nathan Barley down at Clapton Pond, but it looks like the greatest toy EVAR.

Storm Launcher

VID

My brother is probably Firebox's number one customer. The shit he's bought from that site is unbelievable. My personal favourite is the indoor airship he uses to scare the cat with.

More money than sense.