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Boston Market is hilarious. We had a fucking Kenny Roger's Roasters restaurant in Wyoming, in addition to BM. -snicker-

I remember there was this huge stink about Boston Market when a shitload of them started popping up around the country. Basically the owners made it really easy to start/operate a franchise (with a HUGE loan from BM) so that the resulting numbers and income would make company's stats jump (wow, the BM is really growing fast!), and all the owners could sell their now amazingly high priced stock for a big profit.

What no one realized is that, while there was a huge influx of cash to Bowel Movement, many, many stores went under from the staggering interest. So basically there was a short time for insiders to make money on it, and then the whole company was fucked.

Anyway, BM is shit.

Boston Market is NOT a restaurant. Repeat, NOT a restaurant. It's a fast food joint who turns normal meal type food into fast food. I worked there, and I refuse to eat there now. That place is grimy as fuck.

Boston Market blows dog dicks.

BM=Bowel Movement

The "sides" are terrible. Overcooked Wallpaper paste Mac and Cheese. Super sweet cornbread muffins.

BM's Rotisserie Chicken is fucking nasty. It's like those 7-11 Big Bite hot dogs that sit there under the heat lamp, drying out more every minute, but with factory farmed chicken.

Gross.

CRAP.

I usually only eat fast food when I'm recovering from being sick (in which case it's something of a treat), or when I've had to put up with so much shit that day that I scarcely care what I'm eating, so long as I can wolf it down and it doesn't make me sick (fast food usually doesn't, though I never eat it consistently). But in general, this stuff isn't my bag, especially considering that for about the same price, or maybe a couple bucks more, I can usually find soemthing considerably better in quality/taste, not to mention something that's better for me (more nutricious, less modularized and processed).

Crap 6

My mind is boggled by the BM-hatred on this thread.

Have you guys actually eaten their delicious chicken, or did you just drive by the place and sneer at how gauche it is to eat at a "fast food" joint? Have you imbibed their delicious mashed potatoes or their scrum-diddly-umptious apple pie? Have you?

No, you haven't. I can smell your duplicity a mile away. It stinks like a witch's cunny stinks.

Boston Market cannot be classed as a "fast food" restaurant on the order of Train Tube, MacDonalde's or Hamburger Rex. It is quality food, asspipes.

You probably knew what I was going to say about your attitude and your elitism: Fuck your mothers. But I went ahead and said it anyway, just to emphasize the point.

I've eaten there. And though I'm a bit of a food philistine I know enough to know that Boston Market is nothing noteworthy. If you were less out of touch you too would realize this.

"Out of touch"? Food "philistine"?

Go blow goats. Deciding whether or not food is delicious isn't an academic exercise. All it requires is an open mind and a fanny pack full of credit cards. You lack obviously lack at least one of these amenities.

You do seem out of touch, Nerbly.

NerblyBear wrote:eight bucks,.. chicken.... meatloaf... creamed spinach, sweet potatoes, mashed potatoes and turkey stuffing....

......shit ..... tasty Coca-Cola

Doesn't the coke mask the taste of all the food.

I've seen the McDonalds's tractor trailer making its regular delivery to a Boston Market. Isn't there some local cafeteria that could hook you up with comfort food for less than eight bucks?

NerblyBear wrote:Deciding whether or not food is delicious isn't an academic exercise. All it requires is an open mind and a fanny pack full of credit cards.

Good Lord, must I wear a fanny pack?

I swear, my food's been tasting delicious enough without one.

DON'T MAKE ME WEAR A FANNY PACK