Minotaur029 wrote:Joseph Merrick had bags of flesh all over him that smelled like total ass...apparently. I can't imagine that Elephant Man II smells very good either.

But won't that be the lesson, that love concurs all?

Concurs? I guess that in the case of those two dudes, love would have to merely concur as opposed to conquer.

Merrick: [garbled as all hell because he could barely speak] "Yeah, I think I can agree to love you. Somebody's gotta do it."

An emotional roller coaster! A Broadway smash!

He needs a new nickname...

"Chinese Elephant Man" just doesn't cut it. I propose "Teabag"

"Diptin Mudd".

Concur > Conquer. Good point.

How about Garlic Clove Head?

"Long Chin"

This thread is like watching the most painful moments of Lynch's The Elephant Man.

You guys are mean.

H-GM wrote:You guys are mean.

No, we're wonderful.

H-GM wrote:This thread is like watching the most painful moments of Lynch's The Elephant Man.

You guys are mean.

I am not an animal!

(2000th Post)

My post count went from like 4 a day to 7.5 this summer. Pretty embarassing, really. Either work sucks...or work is actually awesome.

No, he's right. It's pretty callous to sit here and mock the guy.

A story like this is emotionally tough to deal with, so we distance ourselves by making fun. It's an excuse, but it doesn't make it right.