i'm speechless.

and truly happy i do not live anywhere a carnival of carnage would take place. perhaps the only place in ca that would host such a thing is riverside.

Just when I thought Juggalo was quite possibly the most vile word ever...Juggalette further poisons the language.

The Code is Almighty wrote:

Suddenly being a deadhead and dressing like a deadhead and following the Grateful Dead seems like a quaint and charming lifestyle decision.

Where's Sally Jessy Raphael when you need her?

About 6 months ago, I was riding the #22 Clark bus up town when this ICP woman got on. She was maybe in her mid-20s and was wearing an ICP hoodie, a leather jacket with a clown pained on the back (surprise!) and some kind of dingy, baggy, ripped-up pajama bottoms with pink bunnies over frayed blue jeans.

Mere seconds after getting on the bus, she pulled out her pay-as-you-go cellphone, called somebody and started yelling at them. I mean really yelling, bitching, cussing at the top of her lungs. Everybody on the bus became very uncomfortable and annoyed. After a few minutes the bus driver stopped the bus and told her to be quiet or she was going to have to leave the bus. So she simply walked to the back and continued her conversation. About a minute and a half later, she was yelling again.

After a few more stops, the bus driver told her to leave the bus. She yelled, "Hold on! Shut up a minute! Hold on!" into her phone and the started yelling and swearing at the bus driver, "Go ahead, asshole, Call the police. Go ahead! I ain't done nothing wrong!"

So the driver calmly picked up his radio phone and called for the police. He told her the cops were going to be there in a minute or two. She stodd there for a second, then put the phone to her ear and started yelling into it again, walked to the rear exit door ane left the bus.

That was the last time I saw an ICP fan.

DrAwkward wrote:The mental image of some chick in ICP makeup flashing her boobs is going to haunt me for the rest of the day. This sucks.

In your mental image are her boobs painted like clown boobs?

j_harvey wrote:

DrAwkward wrote:The mental image of some chick in ICP makeup flashing her boobs is going to haunt me for the rest of the day. This sucks.

In your mental image are her boobs painted like clown boobs?

They are now.

I hate you.

WTF are "clown boobs"?

caix wrote:Where's Osama bin Laden when you need him?

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