We've been watching this thing on "Lake Monsters" and the people that claim to have seen these things are fucking bat shit.
CRAP

The BBC and CNN recently reported a Loch Ness "monster" story.

Marsupialized wrote:http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=313183

Man, I wish this was real.

I used to work with a guy named Diogenes--Dio for short--who called The Weekly World News "the paper" and once called in "thirsty." One day while unloading a truck we had the following conversation:

Dio: He's dead.

Me: What?

Dio: They found him. He's dead.

Me: Who?

Dio: That guy.

Me: What guy?

Dio: You know, that guy who looks like a dinosaur.

Me: The Loch Ness Monster?

Dio: That's the one. Washed up on the shore.

Me: What are you talking about?

Dio: Read it in the paper.

Me: You don't actually believe that thing do you?

Dio: I believe in all kinds of stuff: Loch Ness Monster, Bigfoot, Jesus... (Long pause) Anyways, he's dead.


Believing in that dead guy who looks like a dinosaur? Not Crap.

Gulley Jimson wrote:I used to work with a guy named Diogenes--Dio for short--who called The Weekly World News "the paper" and once called in "thirsty." One day while unloading a truck we had the following conversation:

Dio: He's dead.

Me: What?

Dio: They found him. He's dead.

Me: Who?

Dio: That guy.

Me: What guy?

Dio: You know, that guy who looks like a dinosaur.

Me: The Loch Ness Monster?

Dio: That's the one. Washed up on the shore.

Me: What are you talking about?

Dio: Read it in the paper.

Me: You don't actually believe that thing do you?

Dio: I believe in all kinds of stuff: Loch Ness Monster, Bigfoot, Jesus... (Long pause) Anyways, he's dead.


Believing in that dead guy who looks like a dinosaur? Not Crap.

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drew patrick wrote:The BBC and CNN recently reported a Loch Ness "monster" story.

POSTED: 11:52 a.m. EDT, June 1, 2007

JUNE FOOL'S!

awesome story, gulley.

It keeps the tourists flocking to the Highlands.

Not Crap.

Oh come on, we all know it's a bit of harmless fun.

Not Crap.