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Devout Christian cancels guitar lessons.

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 4:57 pm
by Colonel Panic_Archive
The Book Of Matthew wrote:And if your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for you whole body to do into hell.

Um, what if one's right hand happens to have a more-than willing accomplice? Must one cut off that body part as well?

I'm just askin'.

Devout Christian cancels guitar lessons.

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 7:34 pm
by Marsupialized_Archive
Man, it'd be sweet if born again Christians worldwide started cutting parts of their body off...mainly their heads, if they all started hacking their own heads off in display of how serious they were about their faith, that'd be fantastic.

Devout Christian cancels guitar lessons.

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 8:33 pm
by Antero_Archive
Mandroid2.0 wrote:
El Protoolio wrote:
Mandroid2.0 wrote:I wonder what sort of cheese one would pair with the wine of God's fury?


Probably a peppered Shanklish or a Tyrolean Grey.
Winner!

I was thinking that something nuttier might be more appropriate.

Devout Christian cancels guitar lessons.

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 11:29 pm
by derekerdman_Archive
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Devout Christian cancels guitar lessons.

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 11:55 pm
by syntaxfree07_Archive
derekerdman wrote:
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Can I use this for an album cover?

Devout Christian cancels guitar lessons.

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 1:03 am
by derekerdman_Archive
Mail to me 3 dozen above average tasting oatmeal raisin cookies and the answer is yes.

Devout Christian cancels guitar lessons.

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 1:05 am
by syntaxfree07_Archive
derekerdman wrote:Mail to me 3 dozen above average tasting oatmeal raisin cookies and the answer is yes.


Deal. They're going to be miniature, though.

Devout Christian cancels guitar lessons.

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 1:10 am
by derekerdman_Archive
I'll mull it over.

Devout Christian cancels guitar lessons.

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 1:20 am
by derekerdman_Archive
Ok, sorry about that.

Sounds good!

Devout Christian cancels guitar lessons.

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 4:33 am
by AnthonyVillalobos_Archive
Mandroid2.0 wrote:I wonder what sort of cheese one would pair with the wine of God's fury?