Barry White

"This asshole fucked this shit all up. He got words he don't even need!"

The Orson Wells and Tommy Lasorda ones are the stuff of legends. Seek them out.

I'm amazed Rick Reuben hasn't jumped all over this.

Dr. Venkman wrote:Tommy Lasorda ones are the stuff of legends. Seek them out.

"Put that in your fuckin' paper, John."

eephour wrote:

Dr. Venkman wrote:Tommy Lasorda ones are the stuff of legends. Seek them out.

"Put that in your fuckin' paper, John."

"Every fuckin' word I said! Put it in the motherfuckin' paper!"

Reporter: "How do spell..."

"What do I think of Kingman's performance? That's a hell of a question to be asking me. The guy hit three fuckin' home runs off us fer chrissakes!"

"If I wanna hug my fucking players I'll fucking hug 'em!"

I particularly enjoy the one's where he starts out real calm. You can tell that he's trying and then he just ramps and explodes. You can tell the reporters know just how to wind him up. If you listen carefully, you can hear them giggling in the background.

eephour wrote:

steve wrote:Celebrities liquored-up on camera. Never-ending source of amusement.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=o5LkDNu8bVU
An ossified Orsen Welles tries to cut a commercial.

The audio of this was a staple of my live set for years, and it never failed to make my pal Jon crack up.

http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=QWQbN0jFo_k

I've linked to this before. Earl Weaver liquored up, horsing around.

What is Siskel on in this clip or is he just drunk.

Nearly all of the outtakes and bloopers you guys are bringing up were compiled years ago on a collection of Christmas albums musician Al Kooper would press to give to his friends during the holidays, called Al Kooper's Kapusta Christmas. I'm pretty sure bootlegs of these albums are where most people heard these things the first time--i know it's where i got them (courtesy a college professor who dubbed my roommate and me a tape of all the best stuff). The Buddy Rich stuff, Earl Weaver on his radio show telling a woman she "oughta get a prick stuck in her once in a while," Some Cubs manager (i forget the name) railing on the apparently mostly unemployed and ungrateful Chicago Cubs fans ("90% of Americans work for a living. The rest come out here!"), Casey Kasem and Snuckles, Barry White, Prophet Omega, etc. etc. etc.

My college roommate and i were in tears listening to this stuff. Used as much of it on the radio as we could without getting in trouble.

DrAwkward wrote:Nearly all of the outtakes and bloopers you guys are bringing up were compiled years ago on a collection of Christmas albums musician Al Kooper would press to give to his friends during the holidays, called Al Kooper's Kapusta Christmas. I'm pretty sure bootlegs of these albums are where most people heard these things the first time--i know it's where i got them (courtesy a college professor who dubbed my roommate and me a tape of all the best stuff). The Buddy Rich stuff, Earl Weaver on his radio show telling a woman she "oughta get a prick stuck in her once in a while," Some Cubs manager (i forget the name) railing on the apparently mostly unemployed and ungrateful Chicago Cubs fans ("90% of Americans work for a living. The rest come out here!"), Casey Kasem and Snuckles, Barry White, Prophet Omega, etc. etc. etc.
My college roommate and i were in tears listening to this stuff. Used as much of it on the radio as we could without getting in trouble.

The Double CD I have is called "Celebrities at Their Worst" and it's a bootleg. It has all that stuff. DrAwkward, I forgot about Manager's Corner with Earl Weaver! Classic.

"If she got her ass out of the bars at night, and hustled around on the street a bit, she might get a prick stuck in her once in a while. I don't know where these questions are coming from, so, fuck you, the fuck with your show, here on the Baltimore Orioles Radio fucking network!"

They ask him why he doesn't use Terry Crowley more often-

"Terry Crowley's lucky he's in fucking baseball fer chrissake's. We saw that Terry Crowley could sit on his ass for nine innings, just like any other fucking fan, and once in a while, jack one out in the ninth. So, if this cocksucker'd let me manage the fucking team, we'd be a lot better off."

Rick Reuben wrote:Also, the Casey Kasem Long Distance Dedication to a Dead Dog.

Fuckin' ponderous, man. Is Don on the phone?

Rick Reuben wrote:I don't think anything beats Buddy Rich chewing out his band, though.
http://citypages.com/blogmedia/amadzine/richclam.mp3

I think he was being taped by one of his band members with the intention of submitting the tape to the musician's union.

Dr. Venkman wrote:

Rick Reuben wrote:I don't think anything beats Buddy Rich chewing out his band, though.
http://citypages.com/blogmedia/amadzine/richclam.mp3

I think he was being taped by one of his band members with the intention of submitting the tape to the musician's union.

This was from his Sesame Street appearance, wasn't it?