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charliedon'tsurf wrote:
lemur68 wrote:
charliedon'tsurf wrote:
Marsupialized wrote:Was it really sick stuff?

Yeah you opened this can of worms. What was it? Donkey shows? Bukake? Kittie porn? Octo-penetration, be by an octopus or a gal fitting eight things in herself?


He works in a mortuary.

Oh my god necrophilia?!?

That's way worse than scat porn.


Is it really? Let's think about this a little bit...
Marsupialized wrote:I want a piano made out of jello.
It's the only way I'll be able to achieve the sound I hear in my head.

How come nobody ever told me.....

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iembalm wrote:.....iTunes automatically acquires and displays ALL of your media when you run it for the first time?

Even all of my VERY SPECIAL media.

My wife bought herself an iPod yesterday, and downloaded iTunes onto our machine. This made for a very tense conversation when I got home from work.

Damn you, Apple programmers. Vengeance shall be mine someday.


Nah.

It's uncomfortable now but she'll probably come around.

If they're worth anything they always do.

She's just shocked and bummed that MAC doesn't make a corpse-paint.

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Skronk wrote:
charliedon'tsurf wrote:
lemur68 wrote:
charliedon'tsurf wrote:
Marsupialized wrote:Was it really sick stuff?

Yeah you opened this can of worms. What was it? Donkey shows? Bukake? Kittie porn? Octo-penetration, be by an octopus or a gal fitting eight things in herself?


He works in a mortuary.

Oh my god necrophilia?!?

That's way worse than scat porn.


Is it really? Let's think about this a little bit...


YES Skronk, Necrophilia is worse than scat porn.

We don't need to think about it.

That said Scat is so mind-numbingly confusing to me (as is Water-Sports for that matter), I dunno. What the fuck is the attraction Skronk?

I'm putting my money on Trannies or Bi-Sexual porno.

Are you sleeping on the couch Iembalm?

Good luck.
Great Deceiver

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People! Iembalm has to look at corpses all day long. He's not gonna spend his free time looking at weird, unspeakable pornography.

Would bet dollars to donuts his naughties are pedestrian.
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Pasta wrote:YES Skronk, Necrophilia is worse than scat porn.

We don't need to think about it.

That said Scat is so mind-numbingly confusing to me (as is Water-Sports for that matter), I dunno. What the fuck is the attraction Skronk?

I'm putting my money on Trannies or Bi-Sexual porno.

Are you sleeping on the couch Iembalm?

Good luck.


Dude, I don't know what the attraction is. *Phew*, dodged a bullet on that one.
Marsupialized wrote:I want a piano made out of jello.
It's the only way I'll be able to achieve the sound I hear in my head.

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