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How come nobody ever told me.....
Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 8:27 pm
by Pure L_Archive
H-GM wrote:It was probably
Mitch.
It's always Mitch.
nsfw
Key-ryste.
There's many sexual oddities that a part of me might understand.....
The one about shit, however.......
Never really rings a bell, you know?
You wonder how something like that starts.
How come nobody ever told me.....
Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 8:29 pm
by Skronk_Archive
charliedon'tsurf wrote:lemur68 wrote:charliedon'tsurf wrote:Marsupialized wrote:Was it really sick stuff?
Yeah you opened this can of worms. What was it? Donkey shows? Bukake? Kittie porn? Octo-penetration, be by an octopus or a gal fitting eight things in herself?
He works in a mortuary.
Oh my god necrophilia?!?
That's way worse than scat porn.
Is it really? Let's think about this a little bit...
How come nobody ever told me.....
Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 8:32 pm
by H-GM_Archive
Pure L wrote:You wonder how something like that starts.
All joking aside I think it has something to do with toilet training. I dunno. Ask iembalm. He's the one that got caught red-handed with it.
How come nobody ever told me.....
Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 8:43 pm
by Pure L_Archive
iembalm wrote:.....iTunes automatically acquires and displays ALL of your media when you run it for the first time?
Even all of my VERY SPECIAL media.
My wife bought herself an iPod yesterday, and downloaded iTunes onto our machine. This made for a very tense conversation when I got home from work.
Damn you, Apple programmers. Vengeance shall be mine someday.
Nah.
It's uncomfortable now but she'll probably come around.
If they're worth anything they always do.
She's just shocked and bummed that MAC doesn't make a corpse-paint.
How come nobody ever told me.....
Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 8:51 pm
by Pasta_Archive
Skronk wrote:charliedon'tsurf wrote:lemur68 wrote:charliedon'tsurf wrote:Marsupialized wrote:Was it really sick stuff?
Yeah you opened this can of worms. What was it? Donkey shows? Bukake? Kittie porn? Octo-penetration, be by an octopus or a gal fitting eight things in herself?
He works in a mortuary.
Oh my god necrophilia?!?
That's way worse than scat porn.
Is it really? Let's think about this a little bit...
YES Skronk, Necrophilia is worse than scat porn.
We don't need to think about it.
That said Scat is so mind-numbingly confusing to me (as is Water-Sports for that matter), I dunno. What the fuck is the attraction Skronk?
I'm putting my money on Trannies or Bi-Sexual porno.
Are you sleeping on the couch Iembalm?
Good luck.
How come nobody ever told me.....
Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 9:06 pm
by Ekkssvvppllott
People! Iembalm has to look at corpses all day long. He's not gonna spend his free time looking at weird, unspeakable pornography.
Would bet dollars to donuts his naughties are pedestrian.
How come nobody ever told me.....
Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 9:07 pm
by Steve V_Archive
I want morgue photos.
How come nobody ever told me.....
Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 9:19 pm
by tbone_Archive
I'm going with diaper fetish.
How come nobody ever told me.....
Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 9:41 pm
by Skronk_Archive
Pasta wrote:YES Skronk, Necrophilia is worse than scat porn.
We don't need to think about it.
That said Scat is so mind-numbingly confusing to me (as is Water-Sports for that matter), I dunno. What the fuck is the attraction Skronk?
I'm putting my money on Trannies or Bi-Sexual porno.
Are you sleeping on the couch Iembalm?
Good luck.
Dude, I don't know what the attraction is.
*Phew*, dodged a bullet on that one.
How come nobody ever told me.....
Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 9:42 pm
by iembalm_Archive
The dead human body is devoid of sexual context.
That said, I've been consuming pornography since I was 14. I'm 41 now. Do the math.....that's 27 years of desensitization.
Thankfully, the world is wide, and its pleasures diverse.