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What frat are you in again, Secret Name?

Seriously, knock off the whole "behaving like a complete douche" thing, if you can help it. Whether you're joking or not is a non-issue; if I wanted to frequent a message board with posts like this, I'd hop on over to whereever it is Limp Bizkit fans congregate. I doubt this sort of nonsense endears you to anyone here, including the (gasp!) girls, "fat" or not.

(laughing his ass off)


SPINAL TAP?

What? this is funny because it's ironic?

Where's your self re-cocking-spect?

Makes the "jock" avatar that much more appropriate.....

Grade 'A' jackass through-and-through.

Okay, I was kind of hoping nobody would reply to this at all. But as the can has been opened, I'll put my tuppence w'th in:

Secret Name, you are making a proper tit out of yourself.

Proper. Tit.

This is nothing a good throat-punching couldn't fix.

I envision the sound of your gurgling as you scrabble at your collapsed trachea.



Faiz

P.S. : You are a choad.

"Wow, Secret Name, you are really an idiot. What person this side of seventh grade would think that your poll is amusing? Please either behave yourself or leave this forum.

P.S. Wicker Park is very 1993 of you."

I now assume we're near the end of the world: Someone's webname is also the name of one of the prettiest, most sincere albums I've ever heard (Low's "Secret Name"), and this jackoff takes it upon him/herself to act like a complete fool. This is a place where lots of folks who like great music come to connect with other folks who like great music.

Have you no respect? Have you no reverance?

Screeners, get on this!

Ike

I mean Wicker Park is still kind of nice and all,
but a double sweet reference?

PS, in my own words, your thread sucks ass friend. As you are only a jock, I will offer this:

Your name as a best case scenario is a nod to the very excellent Low record.
I hope you own it on vinyl with it's proper running order and song list.

Regardless, if this is the case, divest yourself of this now tainted identity and re-join this forum under a new identity.

I'm certain that there's a pretty good chance that the right honorable Bradley R. Weissenberger, Moderator of Justice, would overlook your gaff and keep your new identity a secret if you PM him with a well-thought out missive, identifying why this thread was a mistake.

In effect, a reset. A do-over.

Be sure, in your message to display your newly found sense of respect for the integrity of this forum that operates (mostly) at an apex within the InterWeb forum paradigm. If your sentiments are not genuine, be forewarned. Bradley R. Weissenberger will know it.....he's just that good.

With your new identity, feel free to read through the posted texts, to educate yourself to the level at which the regulars interact with each other. When you are comfortable with your perceptions of your virtual surroundings, post.

Feel free to step lightly. I myself was registered for weeks before my first actual post.


Thanks, and good luck!

Mr. Chimp wrote:As you are only a jock

I actually can't believe that I wrote this in this manner.

It is negative in its belittlement.

Typically I try to be more positive, or at minimum, marginally funny.