Steve Albini (if he was alone and looking at someone else while I approached).

Prince (again, I need to get the drop)

I would say Gary Coleman, but I have seen footage of him holding onto the hood of a fleeing car like TJ Hooker -- I don't want any part of that.

Brett Favre (he can take licks but he is getting old)

Laura Bush (I would kick her right in the patch and then run like hell)

This list could go on and on. I don't really know how to fight. I don't even talk a good fight. Still, I stand by my list.

I could take anyone in a fight if I had to.
Anyone.

that TMZ show frustrates the hell out of me. terrible show. fuck channel 5.

I'm pretty sure I could beat up Hulk Hogan.

Winona Ryder and Noam Chomsky simultaneously.

Adam I wrote:Winona Ryder and Noam Chomsky simultaneously.

I'm not a rich man but I'd pay to see that.

Also if he was still alive I could totally take Gandhi. That 'peaceful resistance' thing works just fine when you have a few hundred million Indians watching your back but if it was just me, Gandhi and a dark alley I'd have him, especially if he started talkin shit at me.

Christian Bale
Martin Landau
Jessica Tandy
Lou Ferrigno
Lenny Henry (without Dawn French)
Mozart

Rotten Tanx wrote:Christian Bale

The Machinist? Maybe
Batman. No fucking way. Guy is built in that flick.

Possibly the only person in the world I could take on in a fight is Woody Allen.

Heeby Jeeby wrote:

Rotten Tanx wrote:Christian Bale

The Machinist? Maybe
Batman. No fucking way. Guy is built in that flick.

I just hate him. He has a face like an arse. I'd bring a gun.