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Dr. Venkman wrote:
Ty Webb wrote:I shouldn't communicate with the outside world during the NCAA tourney. I've been drinking for 12 hours.


Kerble


Man, I'm way more interesting when I'm drunk. I'd fuck me.
You had me at Sex Traction Aunts Getting Vodka-Rogered On Glass Furniture

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Ty Webb wrote:
Steve V. wrote:The LOL thing is really close to being dead on this board.



It's close. Kill it or join the women in gathering and child-rearing in the cave.


I can't tell if this makes no sense or that such is the result of me drinking for the same duration. After eating 20 $.10 hot wings at Cleo's I finally realized that neither me or my buddy's ladies were interested in hearing a play-by-play recount of our cubs opening-day debauchery. Considering they worked all day and we've been drinking since 9 am, I finally get it.

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i'm watching my two cats trying to hump next to me...definite fail there...
lemur68 wrote:I've always said there are two ways to guarantee getting on the news:

1) Be found hoarding 80 animals in your home.

2) Drive through a storefront.

I'm 6/80ths the way to #1.

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