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Film: Bram Stoker s Dracula

Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 11:23 pm
by burun_Archive
Gary Oldman with Edwardian duds, longass curly hair and blue pince-nez?

Not crap.

Everything else? Sort of crap.

Film: Bram Stoker s Dracula

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 1:21 am
by Bradley R Weissenberger_Archive
"Take me away from all this... death" is among the worst lines that I have ever heard uttered in a motion picture.

RANK!!!

Adam Duritz
Blake Sennett
Dave Pirner
Dave Grohl
Johnny Depp
A puppet

Film: Bram Stoker s Dracula

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 4:11 am
by chuckles_Archive
When this came out a friend of mine had a cassette tape (its like a cd with these cool little wheels in the middle) of this film's soundtrack which he would play in his car at tremendous volume.

Out of context and without the pictures its absolutely hilarious. It keeps trying to out-melodrama itself. Very funny. Even with the pictures its a touch silly.

And I'm pretty sure I'm making this up but didn't Coppola want his name above the title originally? 'Francis Ford Coppola's Bram Stoker's Dracula.'

''Tis the man himself... but grown younger!' Brilliant. I sort of want to see it again now. Sort of.

Film: Bram Stoker s Dracula

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 4:23 am
by that damned fly_Archive
hadn't thought about this movie in ages. i've seen it. don't remember much.

will have to watch it when it pops up in "on demand." it will. you know it will.

Film: Bram Stoker s Dracula

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 4:38 am
by richterbjack_Archive
This movie is challenging enough with the werewolf rape and all. But then you throw in the Keanu and Cary Elwes...

Film: Bram Stoker s Dracula

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:25 am
by Tommy Alpha_Archive
Oh god, just listen to the way he says Budapest!

This film, she is so awful. She put up cocoon of funny, but when she comes out you see she is still awful again.

Film: Bram Stoker s Dracula

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 8:30 am
by Boombats_Archive
Gram Smoker's CRACKULA
coming soon from Two Line Cinema
"Suck yo blood? Nigga I'll suck yo dick!"

Film: Bram Stoker s Dracula

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 10:31 am
by pestmeat_Archive
Her boobs did a great job. And Gary Oldman can do no wrong.

Otherwise, Crap.

Film: Bram Stoker s Dracula

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 10:33 am
by ubercat_Archive
Marsupialized wrote:Absolute horseshit

Film: Bram Stoker s Dracula

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 12:45 pm
by stephensolo_Archive
This movie always felt over-wrought. And the ending blows. I never read the book, so I don’t know how faithful it all is.

Anthony Hopkins is pretty funny in it.

I think Godfather III was perhaps a worse film, at least in the bad acting realm (Sophia Coppola and her nose).