Page 2 of 17
EA member dreams
Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 9:53 am
by johnnyemphysema_Archive
simmo wrote:mr.arrison wrote:And that galloping green llama slug thing of Simmo's was running around buttfucking people playing poker with Steve's hat.
That's amazing.
As we're all fessing up to something quite unbelievably sad, I'll level with you: despite never having met any of the following forum members, I have had dreams involving them:
Steve
Don't Fear The Ringo
Rick Reuben
I have confessed.
Do you feel cleansed?
EA member dreams
Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 9:53 am
by Adam I_Archive
Adam I wrote:I was supposed to be playing 2nd guitar for Shellac in concert last night with Emmanuel Cunt on bass.
The problems were that A Steve wouldn't tell me which songs we were going to be playing, B that I only know about 3 Shellac songs, C that I don't know how to play even these 3 Shellac songs, and D that each member of Shellac had a giant metallic dome to perch atop while playing, apart from me. It was Steve's intention that I should jump between the other member's domes and that they should attempt to knock me to the ground as I did so. For the amusement of the audience.
Steve would (pre-concert) occasionally show me how to play a part of a song, then (once I had mastered it) inform me that we wouldn't be playing that song.
EC was quite supportive, so thanks for that EC.
I awoke unrested. I pray for no further Steve-dreams. Steve is mean.
EA member dreams
Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 9:53 am
by Maurice_Archive
Some months ago I had a dream that Brett's book of poetry came out, and every poem in it actually consisted of his comments on his students' papers. All the papers were reproduced in the back of the book, as an appendix. I remember thinking "Damn! What a great idea!" and "I wonder if he's going to get sued..."
EA member dreams
Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 9:55 am
by simmo_Archive
johnnyemphysema wrote:simmo wrote:mr.arrison wrote:And that galloping green llama slug thing of Simmo's was running around buttfucking people playing poker with Steve's hat.
That's amazing.
As we're all fessing up to something quite unbelievably sad, I'll level with you: despite never having met any of the following forum members, I have had dreams involving them:
Steve
Don't Fear The Ringo
Rick Reuben
I have confessed.
Do you feel cleansed?
You know what? - I think I do.
EA member dreams
Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 9:58 am
by burun_Archive
dontfeartheringo wrote:Burun
Was I crying? I bet I was crying.
EA member dreams
Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 10:00 am
by GypsumFantastic_Archive
I found Simmo's amp on a train and knew from the name written on that it was his and that he playing playing a gig that night in London. I vowed to the station master that I'd get it to them before their gig started.
I think this dream was prompted by the fact that I was annoyed that I have managed to miss two of his gigs.
EA member dreams
Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 10:15 am
by dontfeartheringo_Archive
burun wrote:dontfeartheringo wrote:Burun
Was I crying? I bet I was crying.
there's a TERRIBLE joke to be made here... I... never mind.
The short answer is, No.
We were in my wife's favorite pub from our visit to Stratford. You were making absurd puns based on your made-up cockney rhyming slang-like names for the items on the menu. This was making you inordinately happy and annoying Dindon.
I can't remember a single pun.
EA member dreams
Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 10:38 am
by johnnyemphysema_Archive
simmo wrote:johnnyemphysema wrote:simmo wrote:mr.arrison wrote:And that galloping green llama slug thing of Simmo's was running around buttfucking people playing poker with Steve's hat.
That's amazing.
As we're all fessing up to something quite unbelievably sad, I'll level with you: despite never having met any of the following forum members, I have had dreams involving them:
Steve
Don't Fear The Ringo
Rick Reuben
I have confessed.
Do you feel cleansed?
You know what? - I think I do.
Good. I still feel a bit dirty.
EA member dreams
Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 10:47 am
by SecondEdition_Archive
I have not dreamed about anyone here, but I have daydreamed about being in the band that alex maiolo set up for the Which PRF members would you start a band with thread.
If that's not sad, I don't know what is...
edit: by the way, where is maiolo these days? I miss him, he was cool to talk to.
EA member dreams
Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 10:54 am
by skatingbasser_Archive
Adam I wrote:Steve would (pre-concert) occasionally show me how to play a part of a song, then (once I had mastered it) inform me that we wouldn't be playing that song.
My first forum-prompted, hearty laugh in days. Amazing.