Dirty Pussy
Dirty Martini plus tuna juice
Sand In Your Cunt
Sex on the Beach with salt on the edge
Betch (like baehhhtch)
Raspberry rum and diet cherry 7up with a maraschino
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12John George Peppers wrote:You don't want to go crazy with your drink orders because then you'll look likeMarsupialized wrote:I tried ordering a Harvey Wallbanger a few days ago at the Cobra lounge and they looked at me like I was nuts.
a asshole.
It's a simple fucking drink man. And delicious. Why am I an asshole for ordering a simple fucking drink they teach any bartender to make on the first day of bartender school?
A screwdiver with Galliano. That's a Harvey Wallbanger.
I saw you fucking order a gimlet or a greyhound or some shit like two days ago!! Asshole
You say you drink Zombies in the summer, do you know how much more complicated a zombie is than a Harvey Wallbanger?
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13If you are a man, you have no reason to top three ingredients. I'd even try to keep it to two.
Unless you are at home or patronizing an establishment that specializes in the Ramos Gin Fizz or something.
Unless you are at home or patronizing an establishment that specializes in the Ramos Gin Fizz or something.
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14I would recomend a manhatten
Bourban and vermouth. garnish with a cherry...
its a drink you sip...
Bourban and vermouth. garnish with a cherry...
its a drink you sip...
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15Scotch Sour
Hits the spot every time.
Hits the spot every time.
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16Greyhounds are my favorite. Even shit vodka is good when you add grapefruit juice.
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It's the only way I'll be able to achieve the sound I hear in my head.
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17I've mentioned it before but a grapefruit juice and rum is dangerously delicious.
This is sometimes known as a Monkeywrench but I wouldn't bet that your average bartender will know about it. (Correct me if I'm wrong, barkeep.)
I could drink 20 of these.
(I'm on #3 right now come to think of it.)
Simple and delicious.
This is sometimes known as a Monkeywrench but I wouldn't bet that your average bartender will know about it. (Correct me if I'm wrong, barkeep.)
I could drink 20 of these.
(I'm on #3 right now come to think of it.)
Simple and delicious.
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18Tree wrote:If you are a man, you have no reason to top three ingredients. I'd even try to keep it to two.
vodka and ice is a good start.
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19¡Matador!
Padrón Tequila, pineapple juice, crushed ice. Throw a lime in there if you're feeling frisky.
That recipe actually comes from a Cuervo bottle label, but don't drink that kerosene. Drink the butane instead.
-r
Padrón Tequila, pineapple juice, crushed ice. Throw a lime in there if you're feeling frisky.
That recipe actually comes from a Cuervo bottle label, but don't drink that kerosene. Drink the butane instead.
-r
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20a Dr Pepper -
1/4 pint lager, 1/4 pint coke. double vodka
don't blame me. they're all the rage in Liverpool, apparently.
my tipple?
double tequila and red bull. pissed and buzzing!
1/4 pint lager, 1/4 pint coke. double vodka
don't blame me. they're all the rage in Liverpool, apparently.
my tipple?
double tequila and red bull. pissed and buzzing!
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