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Marsupialized wrote:cocaine arena

Do you have the address?

I always thought that the ultimate Jerkdome would be Al Jourgensen vs Billy Corgan.
Of course, we can't forget Vincent "Man vs. Myth" Gallo. He's hors concours, though.

This takes me back to the Queefs of the Stone Age thread.

I've never felt the need to throw anything at a gig. Either way.

honeyisfunny wrote:

givemenoughrope wrote:I'm just saying that this guy is like the opposite of Ian Mackaye in his dealings with the audience.

????

Meaning: IM would escort them out or hand them money back and make them feel stupid.

This guy is one step away from asking the audience to beat people up. He does this near every show.

Marsupialized wrote:He's a big boring cocaine arena rock star.
That's what they do.
Who cares.

I know of none that come so close to this kind of douchery, almost asking the audience to beat this kid up. Can you think of one in any era?

As lame as this sounds, what if this were your kid? He tossed a sneaker at a stage so he deserves to be threatened like this? Potentially pretty dangerous or deadly.

givemenoughrope wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:He's a big boring cocaine arena rock star.
That's what they do.
Who cares.

I know of none that come so close to this kind of douchery, almost asking the audience to beat this kid up. Can you think of one in any era?

As lame as this sounds, what if this were your kid? He tossed a sneaker at a stage so he deserves to be threatened like this? Potentially pretty dangerous or deadly.

Hey, it's rock music. It's supposed to be wild and dangerous, no?
Just not that wild and dangerous?

The whole thing is pretty tame. He yelled at someone who threw some shit at him. Yawn.

If he had actually jumped down and 'butt-fucked' the child, it might have been...impressive(?!).

Whining about people throwing stuff at you, then threatening to kick proverbial arse, but instead ordering your minions to expel the child and then throwing something at the child (which is exactly what you've just been whining about) is hilariously pathetic.

I bet Ron Jon Bovi would have at least slapped the child with his own dainty, gloved hand.

Marsupialized wrote:He's a big boring cocaine arena rock star.
That's what they do.
Who cares.

Indeed.

I think next time they come through town someone should get front row tickets. During the set they can discretely masturbate into their hand. When the time is right they can fling it directly into his mouth as he sings.
I bet that'd really set him off. I mean, if a bottle makes him go that crazy imagine how he'd feel about a mouthful of stranger spank.

I saw Lux Interior kick on a guy he pulled onto the stage, but that was awesome and well deserved as the guy was being a piece of shit and Lux can do no wrong.

Kayte R. wrote:I saw Lux Interior kick on a guy he pulled onto the stage, but that was awesome and well deserved as the guy was being a piece of shit and Lux can do no wrong.

If this is neither sarcastic nor a joke, I am going to have to call the tenured faculty of the University of Terrible to nominate you for the dumbest statement in the history of the internet. Think about that for a second. In the history of the internet.