I have never heard a note of Phish' music. I have read much about them. I hear they are fucking hippies. Therefore, in my simple, judgemental, book, they are fucking stinking fucking scumbags, and they deserve fucking shooting. Fucking jamming hippie fucking scum. They should be killed. Why does my personal right wing consist solely of one very simple prejudice against hippies? I don't know. All I know is nothing has come along to change my fascist little mind. DIE YOU DIRTY FILTHY STINKING HIPPIES, DIE. I'm sure they love their mum like I do mine.

johnnyshape wrote:I have never heard a note of Phish' music. I have read much about them. I hear they are fucking hippies. Therefore, in my simple, judgemental, book, they are fucking stinking fucking scumbags, and they deserve fucking shooting. Fucking jamming hippie fucking scum. They should be killed. Why does my personal right wing consist solely of one very simple prejudice against hippies? I don't know. All I know is nothing has come along to change my fascist little mind. DIE YOU DIRTY FILTHY STINKING HIPPIES, DIE. I'm sure they love their mum like I do mine.

i believe what we can expect next is for johnnyape to come over on a boat and hand them all smallpox blankets, and then exterminate them and steal all their shit and such. bravo, fascist!

Phish were just about as crap as you can get. Even worse- Phish fans. But they're broken up now. So it's ok.

Grateful Dead. Hmm.When I bought the 1000 Hurts LP, I thought "Huh. Looks a little bit like Dick's Picks." Then that joke on the playout groove:

What's orange and looks good on hippies?


Fire.

I was at a party this weekend whilst on tour and I guess I was standing next to their keyboard player. I didn't know. Sorry about not cockpunching him, guys. Maybe next time.



Faiz

Why does everybody keep talking about the Dead?

Phish are crap. The thing that always gets me about them is that they can't really play. Their time is atrocious and they usually sound like they just didn't bother learning their parts. And they can't sing. Or write songs. And they cover songs for absolutely no reason and make even good songs sound terrible. Truly artless crap.

Wait, wait, maaaan...I saw them at Red Rocks back in '92. They were groovin' out their tunes while they were all jumpin' on trampolines, man. It was like they were bouncin' around and my mind was openin' up. They can play for sure, and they don't neeeeeed to learn parts, dude. It's all just flowin' through. It flows. They play my brain like a kaliedoscopic daydream.

CRAP.

Seaside Lounge wrote:Phish are crap. The thing that always gets me about them is that they can't really play. Their time is atrocious and they usually sound like they just didn't bother learning their parts. And they can't sing. Or write songs. And they cover songs for absolutely no reason and make even good songs sound terrible. Truly artless crap.

The best thing about Phish is, well, nothing.

Unanimous crap votes so far.

Absolute fucking garbage.Also, Phish fans are really sensitive.

I think linking this thread to the comments section on Noisey page might have been a mistake. On the other hand we can have a Phish Phry.