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Condiment: Cream-Cheese on Hot Dogs
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 1:13 pm
by coach_Archive
H-GM wrote:In Seattle I was turned on to the most glorious of wacky hot dog additions: cream cheese. Has Doug Sohn attempted this marvelous thing? Both buns slathered with rich cream cheese in addition to grilled onions, mustard, and mayo. So good. The best is when the dog is all gone and all you have left is a bun filled with a gooey cream cheese-mustard-mayo-onion mix. Fuck.
Was this at a street-side vendor on Capital Hill? Near Broadway? If so, I've had one, and it was great.
Plus, it wasn't really a hot dog, it was a good sausage and the cream cheese wasn't heavy, it just added a nice, cool contrast to the spiciness.
Condiment: Cream-Cheese on Hot Dogs
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 1:26 pm
by Rimbaud III_Archive
Related:
When I used to work in a cinema, we would poke a straw through the centre of a hot dog, fill it with salt, replace the meaty ends and put it back on the rack until some unsuspecting member of staff sold this on to some unsuspecting member of the public. We were dicks. Actually, we were superdicks. But when you're bored and irresponsible, this kind of dickishness makes your slaaaaaaaaackkkkkker day.
Anyway, on one occasion I did the same thing, only this time I sucked up some of the molten cheese that was more commonly slathered over the top of nachos and blew in down straight into a dog's hole. I plugged up the ends and ate it.
It was nice. It was nice because it was CLEAN. This thread has got me thinking about that, and what I'm thinking about now is taking some strong, stinky cheese and pumping that into a dog.
Cream cheese? CRAP. I need something that makes me feel alive.
Condiment: Cream-Cheese on Hot Dogs
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 2:02 pm
by Lemuel Gulliver_Archive
Rimbaud III wrote:Related:
When I used to work in a cinema, we would poke a straw through the centre of a hot dog, fill it with salt, replace the meaty ends and put it back on the rack until some unsuspecting member of staff sold this on to some unsuspecting member of the public. We were dicks. Actually, we were superdicks. But when you're bored and irresponsible, this kind of dickishness makes your slaaaaaaaaackkkkkker job made your day.
Anyway, on one occasion I did the same thing, only this time I sucked up some of the molten cheese that was more commonly slathered over the top of nachos and blew in down straight into a dog's hole. I plugged up the ends and ate it.
It was nice. It was nice because it was CLEAN. This thread has got me thinking about that, and what I'm thinking about now is taking some strong, stinky cheese and pumping that into a dog.
Cream cheese? CRAP. I need something that makes me feel alive.
We never booby trapped anyone's food at the theater I worked at. But we did make some very odd, but very good concoctions:
Mustard on popcorn? Good.
Milkduds in popcorn? No good.
We did mix peach Parrot Ice--some budget fruit slurpee knockoff--with Dr. Pepper. It made this tremendous foam that remained atop the cup. So we called it Skin Cola. It was awesome.
Condiment: Cream-Cheese on Hot Dogs
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 2:08 pm
by Christopher J McGarvey_Archive
H-GM wrote:In Seattle I was turned on to the most glorious of wacky hot dog additions: cream cheese. Has Doug Sohn attempted this marvelous thing? Both buns slathered with rich cream cheese in addition to grilled onions, mustard, and mayo. So good. The best is when the dog is all gone and all you have left is a bun filled with a gooey cream cheese-mustard-mayo-onion mix. Fuck.
For the love of God, never eat food around me again.
Condiment: Cream-Cheese on Hot Dogs
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 2:56 pm
by mrdfnle_Archive
Note to self: CC on everything but hot dogs
CRAP
P.S. Randal please start the liverwurst on butter croissants threat. I got yr back on that one.
doug
Condiment: Cream-Cheese on Hot Dogs
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 5:19 pm
by Bonham lives!_Archive
id sure as shit eat a smoked salmon sausage with cream cheese, capers, and red onion.
on a hot dog, eh...
Condiment: Cream-Cheese on Hot Dogs
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 5:54 pm
by big_dave_Archive
I don't understand. Why not regular cheese? Why cream cheese? Or creme fraiche?
This is like people who have smoked fish with philadephia.
Condiment: Cream-Cheese on Hot Dogs
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 6:27 pm
by oxlongm_Archive
I think they're called lincoln log sandwiches. First time I ever heard of them was on one of the last Sopranos episodes.
Condiment: Cream-Cheese on Hot Dogs
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 6:46 pm
by Guthrie_Archive
Wait, is cream cheese and hot dogs some sort of gay sex code for semen and penises?
Condiment: Cream-Cheese on Hot Dogs
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 6:49 pm
by Ty Webb_Archive
This sounds delicious. I would try this.