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h8 m0dems wrote:anyone seen/smelt these?

smell like jizz, kind of look like a cock too.

I think I've seen gjhardwick 'smelling' something similar to this once. Do they grow out of a man's trousers in public conveniences?

Oh my sides.

Yes! Finally, after years of battle against people denying it, someone else reveals the truth about cum trees! And Chris Herbert was the man who done it. I am forever grateful.

There are a few in Sneinton, inside the graveyard of St Stephens, and they usually start smelling end of spring/beginning of summer, when the weather gets hotter and sunnier. And it's the flowers that smell. It's really strong, it's crazy. People seem to not be willing to accept it for some reason.

h8 m0dems wrote:

...kind of look like a cock too.

Take yourself and your badly damaged cock to a doctor. Now.

From the leaves that looks like a Tree of Heaven (Ailanthus Altissima):

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ailanthus_altissima

Yeah?



EDIT: on inspection I think Adam is right. Although, this tree is meant to stink.

Those goddamn ornamental pear trees are all over the place in Brooklyn. The smell of rancid spooge is overpowering on certain corners when they flower in early summer. Of all the smells of summer in the city, who knew a flower would be the least welcome?



A tree grows in Brooklyn....and it smells like Marsupialized's curtains.

Ty Webb wrote:
A tree grows in Brooklyn....and it smells like Marsupialized's curtains.

(chuckles)

Ty Webb wrote:it smells like Marsupialized's curtains.

Bong water, stale beer and Norwegian Formula Hand Cream?

EDIT - Sorry, should have read the whole thread. Just Jizz.

B_M_L wrote:Just Jizz

Best Viz comic strip that nevar was, EVAR.

I love Fridays, because by the time I get the computer fired up at work, the Brits have started many, many funny threads.

You also have the poo bushes (they are behind the bus stop next to Akhbar's), that smell in wet weather. We used to have the same ones in my school in France... But they're another story.