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by Colonel Panic_Archive
When I was about 15 years old, I was cleaning the heads on an old '70s Akai reel-to-reel tape deck I used to have. Clumsy me, I accidentally knocked over the entire bottle of tape head cleaner and it spilled all over the desktop where I was working.
I grabbed some paper towels and was busy mopping up the spill when this very peculiar feeling suddenly came over me. For about a minute, it was kinda cool. I felt like I was floating, and strange chiming noises rang inside my head. The lights seemed to flicker before my eyes and the room started to swim. Suddenly I got a really bad headache and felt very nauseous. I got up and opened a window, then ran into the bathroom and threw up.
That was my first experience with inhaling nitrates. Years later, while hanging out with some Dead-head neighbors, I tried nitrous oxide for the first time and it was the same thing all over again. Dizzyness, chiming sounds in my ears, followed by nausea, only that time I didn't toss my cookies.
I should have known better when, at a backyard party, a friend of mine offered me a little bottle of
liquid and advised me to sniff it. Other people were there doing it and they were all laughing it up and having a great time, so I gave it a try. I put the bottle under my nose and took a deep breath. It smelled just like the tape deck head cleaner I'd accidentally inhaled as a kid. I felt extremely dizzy, then instantly became very nauseous, staggered over to the bushes and puked my guts out.
Amyl nitrate poppers = CRAP, like all inhalants in general.