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So I punched a yuppie on the way to work today

Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 12:49 pm
by mrarrison_Archive
yuppies drive SUV's? I thought they drove BMW's and stuff. Perhaps you mean Douchebag?

So I punched a yuppie on the way to work today

Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 12:50 pm
by Marsupialized_Archive
mr.arrison wrote:yuppies drive SUV's? I thought they drove BMW's and stuff. Perhaps you mean Douchebag?


Yuppies drive SUV's exclusively in Chicago
This dude was a douchebag yuppie, full on.

So I punched a yuppie on the way to work today

Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 12:54 pm
by Colonel Panic_Archive
Yuppies used to drive B'mers back in the '80s and early '90s and I'm sure many still do, but nowadays the SUV is their car of choice. I have seen many of them driving BMW and Mercedes SUVs.

So I punched a yuppie on the way to work today

Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 1:01 pm
by Marsupialized_Archive
Colonel Panic wrote:Yuppies used to drive B'mers back in the '80s and early '90s and I'm sure many still do, but nowadays the SUV is their car of choice. I have seen many of them driving BMW and Mercedes SUVs.


This one was one of those hummer looking Toyota ones, the real big one.

There's both a Hummer and a Porsche SUV on my block

So I punched a yuppie on the way to work today

Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 1:03 pm
by otisroom_Archive
If you get away with it your my hero.

If you get in trouble, well, that would suck.

If you get arrested we can start a bail you out/paypal donation thread.

I hope it won't come to that, you don't want an assault charge following you around for the rest of your life.

So I punched a yuppie on the way to work today

Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 1:04 pm
by that damned fly_Archive
well played.

So I punched a yuppie on the way to work today

Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 1:10 pm
by Marsupialized_Archive
otisroom wrote:If you get away with it your my hero.

If you get in trouble, well, that would suck.

If you get arrested we can start a bail you out/paypal donation thread.

I hope it won't come to that, you don't want an assault charge following you around for the rest of your life.


I will get away with it. I won't get in trouble. If I get arrested I will talk enough shit to the cops where they beat me, hopefully to death so my family can get paid.
I could care less about shit 'following me around' what, am I running for president anytime soon?

This is Chicago, as long as the cops don;t roll up on you as you are actually committing the crime and they can't talk your accuser into dropping it you are not going to get arrested.

So I punched a yuppie on the way to work today

Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 1:31 pm
by steve_Archive
Soup, you punched somebody over driving.

Having those feelings is totally normal. Punching somebody about driving is, well, I don't really have a word worse than "fucked" at my disposal right now, but if I did, I'd use it.

So I punched a yuppie on the way to work today

Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 1:35 pm
by steve_Archive
I think it's pretty certain there will be no repercussions from this incident. That's not the point.

So I punched a yuppie on the way to work today

Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 1:36 pm
by nick92675_Archive
Marsupialized wrote:...Porsche SUV...


these are the one thing that get my goat. normally i'm pretty even keeled about this sort of thing, but those porsche SUVs drive me batty. the one time in the last like 5 years i actually resorted to screaming at a guy and flipping him off in road rage was a dick in a porsche SUV.

he started it by honking at me the millisecond after the light turned green - to which i looked in the rear view and saw it was the porshe SUV - so immediately was like, ok - this is the one time where i know the guy isn't really gonna pull a gun on me or get out of his car so i can get away with this - we were in roscoe village (and besides, like i said - the porsche SUVs really just get me for some reason) so i just waited there and stared at him in the rear view for a sec and threw up the bird. that set him off and he raced around to pass me screaming at me. my wife leans out and sticks her pinky out and screams "your dick is this big motherfucker" to which he doesn't really know how to respond - waits a second, and comes back with "yeah...... well... you're ugly". and eventually speeds off ahead of me.

nice comeback douchebag.

i was sorta in the wrong, but really - man that felt great. this morning i saw one in my rearview and chuckled to myself. it's something about the porcshe brand SUV that just says i'm a special kind of douchebag. if you're gonna by a porsche, get a porsche. get the fucking sports car.