The grill you knew is gone. They've already chopped it up, repainted it and renamed it by now.
What was once the Ubercat girll is now:



The sooner you put it out of your mind, the better. They are cooking much more delicious dishes than you could ever even imagine as we speak.

They probably took it just for the propane tank for their new meth lab.

One time at 1 AM, I was down here on the computer and the dog was upstairs going fucking bonkers. I don't think anything of it though, as nothing happens in our area (I live in a suburb of Cleve and not actually in the city, I should point out).

The next day my mom calls me into the kitchen, which has a window facing out to our backyard and our back porch, where the grill is. Someone moved our grill the night before, we presumed, but stopped cos our dog went nuts. We couldn't figure out if they were breaking in, stealing the grill or something else entirely. Nothing was missing.

Inuits stole my charcoal grill. A 30 dollar grill that I loved.

The hibachi pinch-hit last night. Good old NYC hibachi, I love you too.

Seriously, who the fuck steals a 30 dollar charcoal grill? Can't you go buy one? That's why they're 30 dollars - so you can go buy one. Only 30 clams. Cheap.

ubercat wrote:Inuits stole my charcoal grill. A 30 dollar grill that I loved.

The hibachi pinch-hit last night. Good old NYC hibachi, I love you too.

Seriously, who the fuck steals a charcoal grill?

Inuits

Marsupialized wrote:Inuits

:) LOL. I hope they heat their domicile with it. My guess is one of thier dogs is fucking it right now.

ubercat wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:Inuits

LOL. I hope they heat their domicile with it. My guess is one of thier dogs is fucking it right now.

Racist. Don't you know it is never ok to mention race in any context?

Mark Hansen wrote:

ubercat wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:Inuits

:) LOL. I hope they heat their domicile with it. My guess is one of thier dogs is fucking it right now.

Racist

I guess I'm going to have to be the PRF's resident Lycanthrope.

ubercat wrote:

Mark Hansen wrote:

ubercat wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:Inuits

LOL. I hope they heat their domicile with it. My guess is one of thier dogs is fucking it right now.

Racist

I guess I'm going to have to be the PRF's resident Lycanthrope.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L28CnhmeAD4

Someone took a shit on my stoop 2 nights ago and I shrugged it off. If they had taken my grill, I'da hunted that ass.

Sorry 'bout the grill.