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Terrible songs that get worse as they go along

Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 11:08 am
by Colonel Panic_Archive
"Muskrat Love" by Captain and Tenille, when those rodent noises start.

Terrible songs that get worse as they go along

Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 11:10 am
by SecondEdition_Archive
Wasn't Muskrat Love the name of a Black Flag bootleg?

Terrible songs that get worse as they go along

Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 12:23 pm
by tbone_Archive
I've never heard the whole thing, but that song in the Heinneken (possibly Light) commercial where that guy with the really nasally voice sings

AND I WANT YOU
I NEED YOU EVERYSINGLEDAYAND I NEED YOU

or something, and it's totally annoying, but then he goes

CUZ IT'S LOVE
IT'S LOVE
IT'S LALALALALLALA IT'S LOVE

and seriously, at this point I'm not slightly annoyed, I am blinded with rage at this horrible, horrible, horrible song/ad. It's prompted me to start muting all commercials whenever possible, just so that I don't have to hear it when I'm watching TV.

Terrible songs that get worse as they go along

Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 1:05 pm
by Piasek_Archive
any U2 song.

Terrible songs that get worse as they go along

Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 1:43 pm
by kazoozak_Archive
daniel robert chapman wrote:This one.

1'09, when the guy barks his first 'come on'.

1'25, he starts rapping.


Holy hell, that song is dire! Progressively so!

"It comes from the Earth/The Earth can't hurt"? Yeah, what about poison ivy? Bee stings? Both come from the Earth and I'm not too eager to have either.

Also: thread ender is thread ender. I'm almost a minute into that Video Games song (which I've heard of but never had the intestinal fortitude to actually watch) and all I know is that it's going to go deeper than Das Boot.

Terrible songs that get worse as they go along

Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 2:05 pm
by bigc_Archive
SecondEdition wrote:I Believe I Can Fly, by R. Kelly.

The key change is like suddenly finding a roach in your coffee.
If your coffee had already been brewed with human feces.

Terrible songs that get worse as they go along

Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 2:08 pm
by The MayorofRockNRoll_Archive
"What Would You Say?" by Dave Matthews

well...fuckin' it does

Terrible songs that get worse as they go along

Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 2:18 pm
by daniel robert chapman_Archive
BadComrade wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpsbj0OoeNo

Thread ender.


What accent is this please?

Terrible songs that get worse as they go along

Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 2:20 pm
by jimmy spako_Archive
sting's evolution from douche to superdouche.

i must be in a good mood, i'm having trouble thinking of other ones i detest.

Terrible songs that get worse as they go along

Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 2:21 pm
by burun_Archive
tbone wrote:I've never heard the whole thing, but that song in the Heinneken (possibly Light) commercial where that guy with the really nasally voice sings

AND I WANT YOU
I NEED YOU EVERYSINGLEDAYAND I NEED YOU

or something, and it's totally annoying, but then he goes

CUZ IT'S LOVE
IT'S LOVE
IT'S LALALALALLALA IT'S LOVE

and seriously, at this point I'm not slightly annoyed, I am blinded with rage at this horrible, horrible, horrible song/ad. It's prompted me to start muting all commercials whenever possible, just so that I don't have to hear it when I'm watching TV.

Awww, it's Chris Knox!

I am happy he is making money.