I still don’t understand why MC Da-Li-Lama and Adam Yauch went along with putting those gerbils up Richard Gere’s ass. I guess it fits with that old Tibetan-cum-Zen Koan:
First Gate: Richard’s Cave
A monk once asked Jo Ju, "Does an asshole have Buddha-nature?"
Jo Ju answered, "Mu!" (No)
1. Buddha said everything has Buddha-nature. Jo Ju said an asshole has no Buddha-nature. Which one is correct?
2. Jo Ju said, "Mu!" What does this mean?
3. I ask you, does an asshole have Buddha-nature?
Commentary: Hollywood is better than holiness, so dropping your drawers may seem a big mistake. But if you use this mistake to achieve climax, this is ILL ZEN.