simmo wrote:BUT WHAT's ON HIS IPOD?

It's an audio book. The secret.

Last night while getting ready for bed, casually admiring my belly, flexing my noodle-like biceps in the mirror, I suggested to my girl friend that I might try that new “Phelps” diet that folks are all talking about… it might improve my physique a little if that’s possible.



She wearily lifted her head up from the pillow and said “What? Vanessa Feltz is on a diet again?”

I just had a burrito.

I'm in training too.

Rimbaud III wrote:I just had a burrito.

I'm in training too.

Woooo. Feel the burn Rimbaud. Feel it baby. I can see the results already! Go for burrito two man. You can do it yeah! Now wash it down with some coffee man. Wooo hooo. You’re a champ, Yeah.

I’m off to get some extra mayo for my sandwich…

wellsyuk wrote:Even with the Guardian source here - I find this very difficult to believe..
The logistics of eating that breakfast on one (or even 5 days in a row) has got to be complete bullshit, read through it again.

The guy burns 4000 calories in one workout.

I was friends with a swimmer in college and I watched that guy eat something close to Phelps' breakfast on more than one occasion. (I also watched him eat an entire baked chicken in a sitting for dinner.) Dedicated high-level athletes like that will wake up earlier than necessary expressly so they can get those calories in.

Besides, you think he's making all that for himself when he's prepping for an Olympics? I'm sure he's getting some help in the kitchen.

Must everything be a contest with this guy?

He's tall, but he's not huge. If he eats all that food in one sitting, his gut must distend to obscene proportions!

One word - Kobayashi.


That's mere minutes after eating 54 hot dogs. Another elite athlete! Heh.

Freaks of nature, I'm telling ya.

Ty Webb wrote:One word - Kobayashi.

That's mere minutes after eating 54 hot dogs. Another elite athlete! Heh.

Freaks of nature, I'm telling ya.

That stomach looks rather human face like.

I'm hungry.