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How would you would break the ice with a blind woman?

Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 7:55 pm
by Christopher J McGarvey_Archive
Physically?

How would you would break the ice with a blind woman?

Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 7:58 pm
by yaledelay_Archive
ask her to draw a kitty for you, blind chicks are all over kitty drawing...

How would you would break the ice with a blind woman?

Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 7:59 pm
by Charlie D_Archive
yaledelay wrote:ask her to draw a kitty for you, blind chicks are all over kitty drawing...
I guess that's how it's going to be from now on.

How would you would break the ice with a blind woman?

Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 8:01 pm
by Dr Venkman_Archive
You'd have to swing her pretty hard. How thick is this ice?

How would you would break the ice with a blind woman?

Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 8:02 pm
by Charlie D_Archive
You're trying too hard, Venk.

How would you would break the ice with a blind woman?

Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 8:11 pm
by Christopher J McGarvey_Archive
Charlie D wrote:You're trying too hard, Venk.
Plus I made the joke already and it was better.
Unfunny laughter thief.

How would you would break the ice with a blind woman?

Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 8:11 pm
by tommydski_Archive
Charlie D wrote:Yeah, but if I write my number down, how would she read it? Not being a smart ass, seriously, how would she read it?

Maybe her phone has a speed-dial?

Also, blind people tend to stick to a routine for obvious reasons. You'd see her again if you went to the same place. Eventually.

How would you would break the ice with a blind woman?

Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 8:14 pm
by Charlie D_Archive
So what I'm getting from everybody is that I'm over thinking this. Awesome.

How would you would break the ice with a blind woman?

Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 8:15 pm
by lemur68_Archive
Charlie D wrote:So like any other time when she's wearing a Clash t-shirt: "Oh, hey, you like the Clash, huh?"


"Oh, is that what's on this shirt?"

How would you would break the ice with a blind woman?

Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 8:18 pm
by Charlie D_Archive
I'm never going to live this thread down, now am I?