I made myself a bacon sandwich the other day with five nice juicy slices of thick-cut bacon that I fried myself and put on two small slices of white toast. Just some toast and some bacon.
THAT, MOTHERFUCKERS, IS A BACONATOR
Fuck Wendy s
12Johnny C wrote:I made myself a bacon sandwich the other day with five nice juicy slices of thick-cut bacon that I fried myself and put on two small slices of white toast. Just some toast and some bacon.
THAT, MOTHERFUCKERS, IS A BACONATOR
HaHa!! No argument here!
Fuck Wendy s
13lemur68 wrote:fancyjamtime wrote:I get pocket money for being a Wendys guineapig. I get to try all the new Wendys sandwiches and pocket $30 for my trouble. Hence, free dinner and $30 I can spend on doctor's office co-pays.
Hey, it only happens about once a month and my health is comple
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Robert Anton Wilson wrote:The totally convinced and the totally stupid have too much in common for the resemblance to be accidental
Fuck Wendy s
14They have a chicken sandwich for 99 cents that'll do in a pinch.
Rick Reuben wrote:Marsupialized reminds me of freedom
Fuck Wendy s
15Marsupialized wrote:They have a chicken sandwich for 99 cents that'll do in a pinch.
Their "Stack Attack" 99-cent double cheeseburger tastes like cardboard, however.
And I can swear the Jr. Bacon has gotten smaller over the years. It's barely bigger than a slider at this point.
tocharian wrote:Cheese fries vs nonexistence. Duh.
Fuck Wendy s
16Ain't no Wendy's in my bustling metropolis. I always remembered them being pretty damn good by fast food standards.
I offer you a resigned "huh..." whose tone and inflection should suggest that I'm saying "well, that's a damn shame it's not as good as I thought it was."
Huh....
I offer you a resigned "huh..." whose tone and inflection should suggest that I'm saying "well, that's a damn shame it's not as good as I thought it was."
Huh....
That's not entirely true.
Fuck Wendy s
17The Baconator that Ben and I tried made both of us uncomfortably ill. Not food poisoning. Gut-rotted, stomach-cramped, painfully ill. Like there was a brick of gum and gravel being passed through our gastrointestinal tracts.
"To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost."
-Gustave Flaubert
-Gustave Flaubert
Fuck Wendy s
18i'm not a bacon fan...but they do make a damn good spicy chicken sandwich...
lemur68 wrote:I've always said there are two ways to guarantee getting on the news:
1) Be found hoarding 80 animals in your home.
2) Drive through a storefront.
I'm 6/80ths the way to #1.
Fuck Wendy s
19gmilner wrote: Nothing justifies calling a burger "The Baconator," though I would definitely see a movie called Baconator: The Baconatoring.
Kevin Bacon in Baconator 8: Baconator vs Breadator
Fuck Wendy s
20fancyjamtime wrote:When it's mushroom AND the cheese sauce, the drippy sandwich is covered in tan slime and leaves a salt crust around your lips.
Based on that quote, I'd never want to go to Wendy's again if it weren't for the fact that I already never go to there, thanks to finding pill bugs crawling in my garden salad once.
iembalm wrote:Can I just point out, Rick, that this rant is in a thread about a cartoon?