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Would You?: Erin Esurance

Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 5:14 pm
by Lonesome Bulldog_Archive
What straight man here hasn't had sex with an imaginary woman? Shit.

I've gone way beyond just banging this or that cartoon chick. Now I just get out the whole box of Crayola and FUCK FUCK FUCK

Would You?: Erin Esurance

Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 5:37 pm
by SecondEdition_Archive
Lonesome Bulldog wrote:What straight man here hasn't had sex with an imaginary woman? Shit.

I've gone way beyond just banging this or that cartoon chick. Now I just get out the whole box of Crayola and FUCK FUCK FUCK


I laughed.

If someone who looked vaguely like Erin Esurance was walking around in real life, I'd take a third look. (I have been known to sometimes enjoy pink hair on girls. Definitely not all the time.)

however, Erin Esurance is just a goddamn cartoon.

Would You?: Erin Esurance

Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 5:52 pm
by Charlie D_Archive
Would.

Would You?: Erin Esurance

Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 6:28 pm
by Charlie D_Archive
BadComrade wrote:This is what the woman who does her voice looks like:

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Would also.

Would You?: Erin Esurance

Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 6:31 pm
by DrAwkward_Archive
BadComrade wrote:This is what the woman who does her voice looks like:

Image


"Would you?: Mow M'lady"

Fucking hell... who are these dorks that draw pornographic "fan art" of a fucking cartoon commercial for an insurance company?

Feelin' pretty good about my life right about now...


EXACTLY.

I felt sort of creepy for even thinking a cartoon character is hot, but at least i'm not acting out bondage fantasies with them or posting them on the internet, for fucksake.

Would You?: Erin Esurance

Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 7:34 pm
by timpickens_Archive
Possibly. Something tells me her hair tastes like bubblegum.

I've always had a thing for Jane though...

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I'd do her in a second. It couldn't take much longer than that.

Would You?: Erin Esurance

Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 7:40 pm
by Charlie D_Archive
timpickens wrote:I've always had a thing for Jane though...

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Would. And Daria, too.

Would You?: Erin Esurance

Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 7:41 pm
by Ace_Archive
Octopus Alaska wrote:in so many ways... maybe she'd bring along some of her other cartoon friends, like Betty Rubble, or Jasmine


This is really fucked up.

Would You?: Erin Esurance

Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 8:46 pm
by ergo space pig_Archive
Linda Cardellini is a way hotter imagining than the Thelma cartoon character probably deserves, though. That said, I'd still have sex with both of them.

Would You?: Erin Esurance

Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 8:48 pm
by kazoozak_Archive
Heh. It is sad that this thread has devolved into "Would you- Fuck a cartoon character?" (Even if the universal answer from most of the males on this board [me included] is an emphatic "Yes.")

As long as we're steering clear of like, Lola from Space Jam and the females from the animated Sonic the Hedgehog cartoon, I think we're still sane.

An exactly-proportioned and colored RealDoll of Erin Esurance or Velma would be absolutely freaky and ten different kinds of weird.