Albini gave me this one:


What's better than winning the Special Olympics?






Not being a fucking retard.

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Christopher Walken.

I thought the point of this thread was to come up with original jokes! I've heard every one of these before! You're all posting offensive jokes. I don't like offensive jokes. I like original jokes. Please cater to me and start telling original jokes. You are all creative artistes, you can come up with funny, funny jokes. Jokes like:

Q: Why did the cockroach put hand lotion on his penis?

A: So his spiny claws wouldn't "catch an edge" and tear it off while he was masturbating!

Yeah, what the hell is wrong with you morons? Are you too stupid for low-brow?

ORIGINAL, BAD, UNFUNNY-YET-FUNNY JOKES.

Jesus Christ, read the damn Louis CK page already...



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For the Brits (and most native Canadians); you might want to skip this one, as both your cultures have proved their incapability to appreciate, y’know, funny shit. Or better yet, create a thread where you liberally quote from the work of genius-cum-crossdresser Eddie Izzard—THAT GUY’S FUGGIN' HILARIOUS! (!!)

Sorry, this isn't funny at all. It's even highbrow not-funny-at-all.

What's the name of that cubist painting of the surfer defending himself in court against profanity charges?

dude defending a swear case
la dude défendant un cas de serment

okay, i got one, i totally just made this up for you mthomasdavies, you jackass.



what's the difference between your mom and a chinese guy.




i'm not banging a chinese guy.

From Dano:

Did you hear about the unsorted list of integers that got thrown out of
the pub?

The barman said they were way out of order.

what type of martial arts do hebrews practice?

ju-jitsu!

What album did EMF record once they had lit their penises on fire with their own footwear?











"Shoe-burnt Dick"

what do the electrical engineers defecate?





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