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VERY VERY BAD JOKES
Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 1:54 pm
by bomberz1qr20_Archive
Albini gave me this one:
What's better than winning the Special Olympics?
Not being a fucking retard.
VERY VERY BAD JOKES
Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 2:15 pm
by stewie_Archive
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
VERY VERY BAD JOKES
Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 2:38 pm
by spoot_Archive
I thought the point of this thread was to come up with original jokes! I've heard every one of these before! You're all posting offensive jokes. I don't like offensive jokes. I like original jokes. Please cater to me and start telling original jokes. You are all creative artistes, you can come up with funny, funny jokes. Jokes like:
Q: Why did the cockroach put hand lotion on his penis?
A: So his spiny claws wouldn't "catch an edge" and tear it off while he was masturbating!
VERY VERY BAD JOKES
Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 2:59 pm
by mthomasdavies_Archive
Yeah, what the hell is wrong with you morons? Are you too stupid for low-brow?
ORIGINAL, BAD, UNFUNNY-YET-FUNNY JOKES.
Jesus Christ, read the damn Louis CK page already...
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For the Brits (and most native Canadians); you might want to skip this one, as both your cultures have proved their incapability to appreciate, y’know, funny shit. Or better yet, create a thread where you liberally quote from the work of genius-cum-crossdresser Eddie Izzard—THAT GUY’S FUGGIN' HILARIOUS! (!!)
VERY VERY BAD JOKES
Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 3:22 pm
by spoot_Archive
Sorry, this isn't funny at all. It's even highbrow not-funny-at-all.
What's the name of that cubist painting of the surfer defending himself in court against profanity charges?
dude defending a swear case
la dude défendant un cas de serment
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Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 3:27 pm
by toomanyhelicopters_Archive
okay, i got one, i totally just made this up for you mthomasdavies, you jackass.
what's the difference between your mom and a chinese guy.
i'm not banging a chinese guy.
VERY VERY BAD JOKES
Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 3:41 pm
by stewie_Archive
From Dano:
Did you hear about the unsorted list of integers that got thrown out of
the pub?
The barman said they were way out of order.
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Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 4:19 pm
by mooliachi_Archive
what type of martial arts do hebrews practice?
ju-jitsu!
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Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 4:23 pm
by Dylan_Archive
What album did EMF record once they had lit their penises on fire with their own footwear?
"Shoe-burnt Dick"
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Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 4:59 pm
by mooliachi_Archive
what do the electrical engineers defecate?
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