I am no machine. When it happens, it happens. I prefer it to happen during the daytime while I'm at work. That way i get paid to do it.

I used to have take a shit immediately before getting on stage, but thankfully those days seem to be gone.

i drop the duece right off in the morning. then later in the day, about 2-5pm, the second duece. so, i voted morning. tho, an option for "other" would have given us a more accurate data set for graphing purposes.

I have a friend who does, on average, about one shit a week. He never knows when it's coming and when it hits, he says, he just writes the whole day off and cancels all his plans and stuff. Not because it takes him the whole day to do it, mind, rather it just puts him in a really bad mood or something.

Me, I do anything between one and four a day. Whenever.