Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:Wisconsin

1. Yes, Wisconsin. And even more so, Milwaukee.
2. Polka
3. Frolf (aka Disc Golf)

-ZZ Top

-Thin Lizzy

-ABBA

-John Dos Passos

-Sinclair Lewis

-Sean Penn (retarded in "I Am Sam", otherwise awesome)

-'Electronica' (as made by Oval, Fennesz, Autechre)

-Bananafish Magazine (both retarded AND awesome)

wait...vinyl records?

Since when were they retarded shit?

First I have to apologize to everyone on this Forum. "Jerm Snyder" is the new engineer here at Sub Uma Recording and he's a loud mouth prick no one likes. He is really good at what he does though. But I am his senior, and I wanted to apologize that he made you all so very angry.

Secondly, I think, GCBV, that "Jerm" was expressing that everybody has things they are embaressed to say they liked/disliked when they were younger.

drinking water

parents

p[[[21]\\essssw (my cat just wrote that and I'm going to leave it)

cats

oral hygiene

school

Sigmund Freud

laughing until I wet myself

sleeping

North America

lifting weights(in moderation)

moderation

Karl Marx (in moderation)

having a home

North America

single malt scotch

Smearing myself in poop and trying to bite off my own ears

Blogs, especially those written by angry rocker girls

Bolt Thrower

Danzig (Maybe...jury's still out on that one...I definitely think the songs "Mother" and "I'm the One" are hilarious...)

Gilmore Girls (I hated this show for years, but eventually fell under its spell...)

Public masturbation (I actually masturbated while driving one afternoon in May, and that was either my finest moment or my lowest moment...)

Joseph wrote:Public masturbation (I actually masturbated while driving one afternoon in May, and that was either my finest moment or my lowest moment...)

Where did you let the semen go, on the floor of your car to dry and get hard and crusty? Or did you do it in your hand or some device. I couldnt imagine pulling that off

Joseph wrote:
Public masturbation (I actually masturbated while driving one afternoon in May, and that was either my finest moment or my lowest moment...)

I must admit to doing this also. I think I disposed of the evidence by a quick fling out the window... wow. what a relief. I never told anyone before.

this thread was once retarded, but now it is awesome.

All this time I thought pigeons were shitting on my car, but apparently it's people throwing loads out of their car windows.

flyinghouses wrote:Where did you let the semen go, on the floor of your car to dry and get hard and crusty? Or did you do it in your hand or some device. I couldnt imagine pulling that off

Dude, I'm a pro. I have masturbated in so many different public places (classrooms, parking lots, playgrounds [just kidding about the playgrounds]) that it's not even funny (seriously, it's NOT funny -- it's actually very sad). In the car, I undid my pants, put a napkin in my lap and very carefully stroked myself while hiding my activity under my shirt and holding the steering wheel with my left hand until I came right onto the napkin. It was a delicate operation, but the patient survived.

And you people wonder why no girls post here! Actually, I've met numerous girls who have told me that they've masturbated while driving many times (it's obviously easier for girls to pull this sort of thing off thanks to the invention of skirts back in 1974).